Thoughtcrime
My Armpits
[May 16, 2010]“So like what the fuck is going on with my armpits?” I thought to myself in the shower this morning. My deodorant must be fucking me up or something. It’s that antiperspirant kind, you know, so you don’t look like a 70’s tennis player in the middle of your board meeting. I don’t know why [...]
Art of the Asshole
[May 10, 2010]A giant stinking pile of people have established the argument that the points I make here could be expressed with less venom. The largest contributing factor being the CultFit article. Essentially these people are telling me to “be nice”. I irreverently make fun of shit when I could have written a carefully inoffensive and amiable [...]
Ultraviolence
[May 8, 2010]Where am I and where have I been? I am nobody, been nowhere, done nothing – a victim of the modern age. I’ve been watching a bunch of those old Japanese Samurai movies lately, Kirosawa films in particular. Fucking amazing! The Seven Samurai, the grizzled old samurai at the end of the epic battle… “We [...]
The Black Beast Strikes Back
[November 12, 2009]I don’t know how many of you remember a few months ago when I posted about my g/f’s apartment complex and the horrible “black beast” whose lair is just below my g/f’s apartment. Well in our last encounter the beast was ostensibly slain by our stomping drunken feet at 2AM. She ran outside, screaming her [...]
The California Zombie King
[November 2, 2009]What would you expect I dress up as for Halloween!? Well you’re goddamn right… a fucking zombie! I am the California Zombie King – no bullshit. It was the best fucking Halloween ever so this article is a two parter. First, how to act like The California Zombie King. Second, how to look like The [...]
We’re not in a cult!!! … are we?
[October 28, 2009]I only have time right now for a quick burst transmission, so stay tuned for some more specific responses to current shit, and some new articles, in the very near future. All I really want to express right now is this; I am glad that people are enjoying a debate over ideas on this site. [...]
Follow the Leader
[October 18, 2009]I know I’m not the first person, and definitely not the only one, who is dealing with total bullshit at work. The funny thing is that people generally go along with stupid shit no matter how anti they may actually be. It drives me crazy when I catch myself starting to believe the bullshit or [...]
Art Hole
[October 8, 2009]Went to this art opening downtown San Diego the other night. God, why do I do this to myself. I like art, visual art is cool, and good art makes my gears turn – I like that. I know some of the artists as well, and it’s cool to hang out with friends in a [...]
Metallica – All Nightmare Long
[October 5, 2009]What can I say… This video is supremely badass. Yeah, its Metallica. Thats right Metallica! And believe it or not its real metal, albeit nu-metal, but definitely NOT that gay ass James Hetfield “Look everyone I can actually sing”, country music, throw up in your mouth, emo clothes wearing, “we want to be hot and [...]
Crackhead vs Power Windows
[September 19, 2009]I was driving today on my way back from lunch and some crazy shit went down. I was stopped at the traffic light on 25th and Market heading away from downtown and this crazy black bum came up to my passenger window and started screaming strange shit at me. I turned down the radio and [...]
