Headline, Thoughtcrime
Robot Monster
[October 1, 2010]I shuffle up the stairs to my condo. Another long day into a late night. I’ve been working nights for a month now. My face feels hot and itchy. My body aches. I feel constantly nauseated. My eyes weep with exhaustion. I’ve been using energy drinks to keep going, two, then three a day. Just [...]
Nadaam, Nietzsche, New World Order
[August 28, 2010]I escaped Siberia, a spoiled wilderness enslaved by a desperate and defeated people. There must be scenic solitude somewhere on this earth, sought refuge in Mongolia, no dice. Ulaan Bataar is a bustling shit town, dirtier than it appears. The Mongolians, I call them Mongoloids simply because I’m an irreverent fuck, seem a friendly and [...]
After the Fall
[August 5, 2010]We fly out of Alaska in the complaint addled escape from slightly rainy weather. My clients want sunlight, they want clear skies, and hopefully their disquiet mixes with jet exhaust and is left far behind. On the flight, an attempted molestation turns into a malediction of malice. I am forced to pretend I am asleep [...]
Dear Valued Customer
[July 27, 2010]Dear Valued Customer, We are very pleased to announce… FUCK YOU! Your bullshit company is so unsophisticated and lazy that you can’t be bothered to have your junk mail robot print out my fucking name? If you don’t even know my name, why the hell should I even listen to one word you have to [...]
Maiden Voyage
[July 21, 2010]It was just before the 4th of July. I had got back in touch with an old friend and we decided to catch up over drinks before I spent the next day with family. Going back to Orange County is always conflicting for me. I remember very well the absolute revile I used to feel [...]
Serpentor
[June 24, 2010]I walk into the sandwich shop. I was starving. I just wanted to grab a quick bite, something somewhat healthy, before I get too grouchy and start crabbing at people for no reason. It happens whenever I’m hungry, I start to lose my shit and all I can do is eat before I end up [...]
El Dorado
[June 20, 2010]I got a phone call from a special lady who was very close to me a long time ago. Her mouth was a knife, a scalpel, and she performed surgery on me. “Honestly, I feel sorry for you.” “What? Fuck you!? Why!?” “Well you used to be insightful and funny and awesome, but now you [...]
Writhing In My Insect Fear
[May 31, 2010]I don’t like how sometimes you can see light through your fingers. It reminds me how thin humans are. My soul has felt pretty thin lately. Aside from that there have been a rash of people that have tried to find me, search me out. Let me pose this warning to all would be glory [...]
Mia and Me
[May 27, 2010]I recently switched from Ana, the illegal Mexican maid who was stealing all my DVD’s and threw away all my goddamn vintage newspapers because she thought they were trash, to Mia, my new awesome Finnish house cleaner. Ok first of all, yeah, I have a fucking house cleaner. Why? Just like Disney movies brainwash girls [...]
Men Without Eyes Multiply Like Flies
[May 23, 2010]Another weekend is stalking me. I worked nights all this week. I’m not really complaining, I kind of like the schedule. Not really the hours so much, but the shake up. I like being forced to stay up and do things I wouldn’t ordinarily do. I often put myself into situations where I know I [...]
