Over the last several years I have witnessed a disturbing trend in the realm of physical fitness.   The movement known as CrossFit touting its “functional fitness” has spread like genital herpes in a frat house.  …

What the hell is going on with music these days? I don’t know if it’s because this is a generation of whiny little emo bitches or if the fact that live studio recordings are …

My life is turning into pure garbage. I’ve cashed in my freedom for a stake in society and just like a spiteful cunt society will never forget and is making me pay for all my …

It all started with a camel. Myself and a couple buddies sitting around bored at work start shooting the shit, one thing leads to another and before anyone knew it we were all balls …

The fucked up thing about dry cleaning is that I can never completely remember if I just dropped something off or picked it up.  Regardless, I had a pack of matches in my pocket from …

It smells nice at first, nostalgic even.  Burning wood and charcoal embers seem almost appropriate in October.  It is a month of grey, orange, and black.  A month of dry grass blowing in the wind.  …

Our dear friend and bassist extraordinaire Dave decided to show us west coast people how they do weddings in the original rock city by taking the party back to his hometown of Detroit.
A swirl of …

I want to eat healthy, I want to do what is right for the environment, and I want to shop at a supermarket that supports these intentions, but I HATE WHOLE FOODS.
The place is, at …

RAGE.
OUTRAGE.
and more RAGE.
Ok, I am TOTALLY sick of it.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
The whole concept needs to FUCK OFF!
So for all the idiots lucky enough to have never heard of this shit (or maybe not …

I made my escape after 5 hardcore days of my VA Beach friends trying to give me liver cancer and even though every part of me just wanted to get back on the road I …