I assassinated my soul with alcohol. Throughout history there have been many successful assassinations. Julius Caesar was stabbed to death by his own senators in front of the Theatre of Pompey. Twenty three stab wounds …

I slept for 12 hours last night…!? I think I must be on the verge of death.. who the fuck sleepts 12 hours!?!? The crazy part is that I could have slept all day but …

things i love today:
- very strong coffee
- combovers (doesn’t that sound like a cool punk band name? ‘the combovers’ .. fuck, i’d go see their show!)
- strange dreams that i think about all day
- early …

Another week has dropped off the map forever, another weekend too. I don’t really have anything tangible to show for my experiences over the past few days except for some spots on my liver and …

I saw a woman in the gym tonight wearing a breathing mask while she was running on the treadmill. Why are people so fucking lame?

Lady, you are an IDIOT!
On a side note, I discovered something …

What would you do?
What would you do if somebody offered you 100,000 dollars just to do a job that you promised yourself you would never do again? Not only that but an obscene salary for …

Got a call from Brad the other day, he just got back from a trip to Detroit and had a totally kickass adventure into the once glorious yet fleeting visage of rock-n-roll history the Grande …

I have been TOTALLY slacking on this site for like 3 weeks. Well, long story short I was balls deep in some hardcore personal drama. I had to give myself a gay little pep talk …

Today I have some beautiful haiku’s for everyone, yay!
This pain defines me
I have pissed away my soul
There is nothing left
———-
There’s no going back
Your mouth was a volcano
And I erupted

After discovering the perfect way to assault the evil SHIRLEY with water the other day I have taken pleasure in what I am now calling “BOMBING” her many times since.
She has tried to come up …