My life is turning into pure garbage. I’ve cashed in my freedom for a stake in society and just like a spiteful cunt society will never forget and is making me pay for all my …

It all started with a camel. Myself and a couple buddies sitting around bored at work start shooting the shit, one thing leads to another and before anyone knew it we were all balls …

A brand new door, a drunken beat down, and the worst parade ever – MLK weekend go fuck yourself.
The story begins on Friday.  The end of a long and busy week.  All I wanted to …

I am a bully.
I have come to the realization that I am a scum-sucking lowlife bully.  I have always thought of myself as a pretty happy-go-lucky drunk.  The kind of jolly boozer that only really …

Now I’ve explained in detail on this site all the hardships I’ve had to endure with the feud between myself and my downstairs neighbor Shirley. The exploits of our feud have reached almost epic proportions. …

I fucking love this video..  It truly shows how fucked up chicks get when the wedding sickness infects their brains.  Not only is the bride a fucking moron, but her friends are loving every minute …

People have lost their fucking minds.  Its Christmas Eve and its like Lord of the Flies in San Diego.  The roads are clogged, supermarkets packed, and every fucking store in the city has a three …

My old friend Sonya recently kicked some serious piano ass with her recent collaboration. I got a few emails and now here is the final product. “I Was Scared,” on which Rivers Cuomo …

Today was one of those days where everything goes wrong. From beginning to end this day was a total nightmare. I should have known, in fact I even had forewarning that today was going …

Linkery žil, Linkery žije, Linkery bude žít..?
If you’re looking for a great place to eat with friendly service and a good menu then stay the fuck away from The Linkery in North Park. I promise …