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We have been on a movie frenzy lately. I have personally done 2 double features today and I did 2 yesterday. Because it was just Halloween the haji pirate market is flooded with crappy horror …
One week left of Ramadan and the hajis are starting to get crazy. Apparently not only is the entire fucking holiday of Ramadan a one way ticket to heaven, but if you die during this …
HAPPY IRAQ-O-WEEN!!! There was light rain all day over here. I felt bad for the soldiers out on the roads today, apparently there is a heightened alert during the election time so the military has …
I pepper-sprayed a wild dog that was running after our car after jumping off a 10 foot fence. How the huge beast got up there I have no fucking clue, but the motherfucker jumped down …
I got sick the other day administering PT tests to dirty, smelly, straight-off-the-streets Iraqi dudes (we volunteered to help out some buddies who needed a hand). I guess they just put out a recruiting poster.. …
So I guess I’ve been going on a road rage rampage lately. I smashed 2 more cars before lunch today and then ran a $400,000 CIA super-secret-james-bond bullshit mobile into a guardrail. I got a …
Ramadan has started – gather ’round children, its story time. So first day of Ramadan here in B-dad and everything seemed a little off like one of those overcast days where you feel like you …
I don’t know about everyone on planet earth, but I fucking love nuclear explosions. I think they are one of the coolest things ever. I used to be addicted to the fantasy that the world …
I just got off my cellfone with agent codename: L-Bug. She thinks Noah is crazy for getting a $40,000 chopper – Noah says, ‘whatevah, nobody gives a fuck about you when you’re old anyway’. I …
