The Ruins of Eire ’09

Ireland, 2009

My camera broke halfway through this trip – fml – but there was much exploration to be had…

Euro mtv.. ok what the fuck.. literally dog ugly women.  Like straight up fucking nasty.. I mean, this is the information age… you can’t find a girl who is hot and can kind of halfway sing as well?  Is that too much to ask?  Most of your goddamn eurotrash music is techno beats and stupid sounds anyway, the least you could do for me is find a hot bitch to lipsync and pretend to dance.  Christ!?!

The whole euro culture is a cheap trashy rip off of badass American shit.  What is wrong with you people!?.. the best is when some skinny bitch boy is the hero of the video.. god knows the genetics around here are garbage anyway, but to celebrate your inferiority just irritates me.  Grow some badass or shut the fuck of Europe.  Oh yeah, and just a quick note to Americans, the news over here is stacked with story after story of abuses and failings of socialized everything.  The shit doesn’t work assholes, that’s why we haven’t bought into the shit-sale until now.  Snap the fuck out of it. Laissez faire rocks the cock!

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