Sprague or a Donkey (.com)

Posted by MEATGRINDER on Sunday, March 1, 2009 · 1 Comment

The crew had assembled, beers were being drained at a record pace, many subjects were debated until somehow the focal sum of all our wonderings was directed at one question. One question to rule them all.

Would you rather have sex with Sprague or a donkey?

Seemingly an innocent enough query, but much truth lay in the divination of ones answer. Perhaps the very core of a person’s being is the wellspring from which the answer to this pondering is finally satiated.

For those unfortunate readers who have no idea who the hell this “Sprague” character is let me enlighten you. Mike Sprague is a long time and dear friend to many who come from the ghettos of South Orange County California. Sprague was a soldier in the Army, a pizza delivery boy well into manhood, a consumate pot smoker, and the collector of many comic-books and figurines. He lives in a small room under his parents house, which for many years has been easy access for any drunken asshole who needed somebody, anybody, to hang out with. Sprague is that ‘anybody’. At one time I lovingly crafted a shrine to his greatness here on slavenation, that holy place can be visited by clicking here:

Ghetto Spray

So aside from the simple musings of drunken band of misfits I will pose to evey human person who traverses the dark and mysterious waters of ‘the internets’ the question of all questions for them to answer in whatever way they see fit. Assuming of course that there are no other alternatives in all of existential existence save the binary and polar opposites that are represented in each polling place. Sprague requested that he be wearing his “badass Dragonball-Z” t-shirt for the poll but I thought that his Star Wars ComiCon 2008 t-shirt was fine. To somewhat make up for this shortfall I’ve made the title image pure Dragonball-Z glory for my good friend Sprague. Without further bullshit, I will only ask that you answer with your heart because the truth will set you free.