The Death of Democracy

It all started with a camel. Myself and a couple buddies sitting around bored at work start shooting the shit, one thing leads to another and before anyone knew it we were all balls deep in a probing socio-political discourse. It was one of those rare conversations where you go all the way down the rabbit hole and come out the other end affected by simply the act of discussion with other non-zombies. These types of conversations are the bitter... Read More

James Earl Ray Day

A brand new door, a drunken beat down, and the worst parade ever – MLK weekend go fuck yourself. The story begins on Friday.  The end of a long and busy week.  All I wanted to do was drink my mind into another dimension and maybe eat some greasy food to cap it off.  I headed down to the Waterfront in Little Italy.  Seemed like just what the doctor ordered.  It was out of the way, quiet, peaceful, and a little classier than the places I’ve... Read More

Bully

I am a bully. I have come to the realization that I am a scum-sucking lowlife bully.  I have always thought of myself as a pretty happy-go-lucky drunk.  The kind of jolly boozer that only really makes an ass out of himself much to the amusement of everyone around him but with no real harm done.  Unfortunately for me, reality doesn’t give a shit about what I think about myself.  Two weekends in a row and after the unanimous decision of everyone... Read More

The Black Beast

Now I’ve explained in detail on this site all the hardships I’ve had to endure with the feud between myself and my downstairs neighbor Shirley. The exploits of our feud have reached almost epic proportions. Last night I have come to realize that another feud has started right where I least expected it. My girlfriend lives in the Kensington area. She is on the second floor of her apartment complex. It’s a pretty nice place, but the problem is... Read More