It all started with a camel. Myself and a couple buddies sitting around bored at work start shooting the shit, one thing leads to another and before anyone knew it we were all balls …

A brand new door, a drunken beat down, and the worst parade ever – MLK weekend go fuck yourself.
The story begins on Friday.  The end of a long and busy week.  All I wanted to …

I am a bully.
I have come to the realization that I am a scum-sucking lowlife bully.  I have always thought of myself as a pretty happy-go-lucky drunk.  The kind of jolly boozer that only really …

Now I’ve explained in detail on this site all the hardships I’ve had to endure with the feud between myself and my downstairs neighbor Shirley. The exploits of our feud have reached almost epic proportions. …