The Black Beast Strikes Back

I don’t know how many of you remember a few months ago when I posted about my g/f’s apartment complex and the horrible “black beast” whose lair is just below my g/f’s apartment.  Well in our last encounter the beast was ostensibly slain by our stomping drunken feet at 2AM.  She ran outside, screaming her pumpkin sized head off, and then retreated in defeat to the sound of our echoing laughter.  Her chanting, singing... Read More

The California Zombie King

What would you expect I dress up as for Halloween!?  Well you’re goddamn right… a fucking zombie!  I am the California Zombie King – no bullshit.  It was the best fucking Halloween ever so this article is a two parter.  First, how to act like The California Zombie King.  Second, how to look like The California Zombie King.  Get some! How to act like the California Zombie King: -          Drank many PBR’s while... Read More

We’re not in a cult!!! … are we?

I only have time right now for a quick burst transmission, so stay tuned for some more specific responses to current shit, and some new articles, in the very near future. All I really want to express right now is this; I am glad that people are enjoying a debate over ideas on this site. That is what this place is all about, for better or worse, and in whatever way you choose to express it. Question shit. Sometimes awakenings are painful, nobody... Read More

Follow the Leader

I know I’m not the first person, and definitely not the only one, who is dealing with total bullshit at work.  The funny thing is that people generally go along with stupid shit no matter how anti they may actually be.  It drives me crazy when I catch myself starting to believe the bullshit or being bullied by it.  I know you are all wondering “what the fuck happened?”  Without getting into details I’m going to outline a few issues... Read More

2 CrossFitters 1 Chalk Bucket

“I’m like a god damned Navy SEAL and an Olympic gold medalist wrapped in a fucking suit of body armor!” CrossFit – Fran – CultFit AKPC_IDS += "5112,";Popularity: 6% [?] Read More

Art Hole

Went to this art opening downtown San Diego the other night.  God, why do I do this to myself.  I like art, visual art is cool, and good art makes my gears turn – I like that.  I know some of the artists as well, and it’s cool to hang out with friends in a chill enviro, but goddamn it man, art people can be totally fucking annoying.  Ok, I get it, there’s a low entertainment value for static visual arts which means people will inevitably... Read More

Metallica – All Nightmare Long

What can I say… This video is supremely badass.  Yeah, its Metallica.  Thats right Metallica! And believe it or not its real metal, albeit nu-metal, but definitely NOT that gay ass James Hetfield “Look everyone I can actually sing”, country music, throw up in your mouth, emo clothes wearing, “we want to be hot and get laid”, four chord dogshit they’ve been putting out ever since the ‘black album’. ... Read More

Crackhead vs Power Windows

I was driving today on my way back from lunch and some crazy shit went down.  I was stopped at the traffic light on 25th and Market heading away from downtown and this crazy black bum came up to my passenger window and started screaming strange shit at me.  I turned down the radio and cracked the window three inches to hear what the crazy fucker was saying. Cracked out bum, “The word! The word! The word!” Me, “What’s the word?” Cracked... Read More

Ayn Rand Slave Nation Interview

“Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them.” AKPC_IDS += "4940,";Popularity: 1% [?] Read More

The Harvesting Effect

- In loving memory of Eric S. - “The cosmic vacuum of the desert was a perfect place to program young minds.” – Charles Manson Saturday.  As day turned into evening I was battling back the hangover with more alcohol.  Too exhausted to even leave the couch, my X-Box fried beyond repair, I was watching movies on my laptop.  I had flashbacks to Iraq – sitting in the sweltering heat, watching my life ooze out of my body as I stared... Read More