Bride Butchers Hair

I fucking love this video..  It truly shows how fucked up chicks get when the wedding sickness infects their brains.  Not only is the bride a fucking moron, but her friends are loving every minute of it and actually trying to fuck her hair up worse under the guise of helping. I halfway want to shoot this bitch in the face, and yet the sadistic side of me relishes in her idiotic misery.  Hilarious! AKPC_IDS += "3613,";Popularity: 4% [?] Read More

Shop-ocalypse X

People have lost their fucking minds.  Its Christmas Eve and its like Lord of the Flies in San Diego.  The roads are clogged, supermarkets packed, and every fucking store in the city has a three hour line to check out.  FUCK THIS SHIT!  I wonder what the hell drives people to abandon all common sense along with the semblance of civilization in the mindless hunger to buy buy buy.  Is this the modern equivalent of our primitive instincts?  Is... Read More

Decomposed

My old friend Sonya recently kicked some serious piano ass with her recent collaboration. I got a few emails and now here is the final product. “I Was Scared,” on which Rivers Cuomo (Weezer) is joined by his hand-selected pianist Sonya. Awesomeness! All I can say is that Sonya can play the piano better than I will ever do anything… Except maybe Parcheesi – I wreck house at that game! AKPC_IDS += "3569,";Popularity: 3%... Read More

Aggravatron (The Angry Robot)

Today was one of those days where everything goes wrong. From beginning to end this day was a total nightmare. I should have known, in fact I even had forewarning that today was going to be a shit storm but I pressed forward like a good little automaton droid. It was a Monday first of all, which means that it has a suck factor right from the start. Next, I’m on the way to my truck at like 5:30 am and a goddamn skunk comes out of nowhere and tries... Read More

Hipsters of the World, Unite!

Linkery žil, Linkery žije, Linkery bude žít..? If you’re looking for a great place to eat with friendly service and a good menu then stay the fuck away from The Linkery in North Park. I promise to you the place is run by fucking commies! First and foremost, you will be paying top dollar for a plate filled with fucking hotdogs!? I mean for two people to eat without even buying drinks you will drop around thirty bucks for four sausages total.... Read More

Colony Collapse Disorder

For the last few weeks I have noticed a disturbing trend on my front door – bees.  At first I dismissed it, thought it was nothing important, a mere fluke of nature, but the bees continued to come. At first it was just a few. I would occasionally notice a couple of them crawling around the hallway light near my front door in the morning when I went to work (around 5:30am). Then I caught a few crawling into the front of my condo under the door.... Read More