Shoppers/Savages

Fuck you Walmart – but more to the point, fuck you America.

Early Friday morning, some 200 Wal-Mart shoppers “physically broke down the doors,” knocked a 34 year old Wal-Mart greeter to the floor, and then stampeded over his body until the man was dead. For this, the man no doubt received the usual Wal-Mart poverty wages. For an encore, the shoppers savages knocked down a pregnant woman. Reportedly, she lost the baby the 28-year-old pregnant woman was sent to the hospital.

Who needs terrorists when our own culture has gone stark raving berserk with greedy capitalism?  I mean, I agree – who doesn’t want the zero-day warez!?  But to crush a mofo and leave him dead while you rampage through a WalMart shopping spree just sounds totally ghetto to me.  I mean what the fuck in the entire fucking Walmart could be worth even waiting in line for?  That place is filled up with total crap.  When I look into a Walmart I just see a bunch of crap thats going to be piled up in a landfill in about two weeks – total garbage.

Witnesses said the surging throngs of shoppers knocked the man down. He fell and was stepped on. As he gasped for air, shoppers ran over and around him.

“He was bum-rushed by 200 people,” said Jimmy Overby, 43, a co-worker. “They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down too…I literally had to fight people off my back.”

“They kept shopping. It’s not right. They’re savages . . ”
AP: A police statement said shortly after 5 a.m., a throng of shoppers “physically broke down the doors, knocking (the worker) to the ground.” Police also said a 28-year-old pregnant woman was taken to a hospital for observation

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