Amen Break

Ok.. this is your homework assignment. Watch this video. Amen. AKPC_IDS += "1939,";Popularity: 1% [?] Read More

Totally Drained

I get the fuck out of here on the 18th. I can’t fucking wait. FUCK ISRAEL! This deployment has been the most draining ever. Fuck this job and fuck this shit. I need to get into some new shit.. I have no idea what that is gonna be. If anyone out there has a job that can help me pay my rent then email the site and lemme know. I have no clue what I’m gonna do after I get home. Hopefully things will kind of figure themselves out because I... Read More

“Darnell”

Went out boozin last night, and it was time for a little release. The team has been getting more and more fed up with the idiotic jews and their ridiculous ways. Our methods for coping with their stupidity have become more and more malicious as time goes on. We don’t even want to go to restaurants or hit up bars in Israel any more – rather just go to one of the terretories and give our money to the palestinian stores and bars. You know... Read More

Bad Hummus

i got food poisoning again. fucking intolerable. i ordered fried eggs the other day and the restaurant told me that the rabbis says they aren’t allowed to fry eggs. i asked if i could just go back there and do it myself, again no. they don’t have the equipment i was then told. they need a completely different set of dishes, pots, stove, spatula, etc… the jews are a fearful people. i have a mohawk now. as if i wasn’t already... Read More

Hey… Watch This!

Well I almost got murdered tonight attempting to pull off what I thought was a pretty good prank. I tried to steal a green Hamas flag from their headquarters in one of the provinces. Now this may sound completely insane, and well it probably is, but the time was right. It was rainy, keeping people off the streets. Its Shabbat right now so all the jews are indoors. It was night time, and well, night time is the right time. Anyway, I had to climb up... Read More

Spun Out

im starting to spin out on this deployment in a BIG way. its a couple different things all working in different ways but the effects are catastrophic. i gotta level my head right fucking now. i gotta pull myself together. im doing shit in a place where i can’t afford to get swamped down in my own bullshit. fuck this fucking shit. i gotta get fucking crazy and power through this shit. i can do it. fuck yes i can. sometimes its easier said than... Read More

Other Shoe to Drop

nothing in my life has ever been easy. it always seems like right when things start going my way the bottom falls out in one way or another. anything worth having is worth fighting for. im having some pretty tough times but im trying to keep my head up. i think it will all work out but sometimes shit just hurts and sucks and confuses the hell out of me. im just gonna keep doing the right thing, keep true to my values, true to myself and hope that... Read More

Window Lickers (.com)

I nearly had to smoke a Palestino today (well not really, but it was pretty funny). I was coming through a gate into Israel out of one of the territories here and this scraggly lookin dude comes up to the car. He was waving a rag like he wanted to wash the windshield off. I just waved the dude off, I mean, fuck no he can’t touch the windshield. THe last thing we need over here is some greasy nasty palestinian smearing bacteria and bad breath... Read More

Gin and Jews

Well happy fucking new year! I already have a sneaking suspicion that this year is gonna be the best year ever, god knows it couldn’t be any worse than last year. The good news is that I rang in the new year as hard as a motherfucker, bad news is that it took a whole day of playing Medal of Honor 3 with all my bro’s on an Xbox360 to recover. Did anyone out there know that the bars here in Israel don’t close until… well ever!?!?!?... Read More