Teacher/Pedophile

A tribute to my high school english teacher (courtesy of Megan’s Law & Photoshop):

Name: Michael Clarence Hays

Date of Birth: 05-27-1959 (year of the ‘boar’ in Chinese astrology)

Sign of the Zodiac: Gemini “the twins”

Sex: Male

Height: 5’11″

Weight: 200 lbs

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Blonde

Ethnicity: White

Offenses:

- f243.4(a) – SEXUAL BATTERY

- f288(c) – LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS ACTS WITH CHILD 14 OR 15 YEARS OLD

- m647.6 – ANNOY/MOLEST CHILDREN

Scars/Marks/Tattoos:

- GLASSES

- PIERCED LEFT EAR

- PIERCED RIGHT EAR

- SCAR RIGHT EYE

Known Aliases

- None

To be fair – he was a badass English teacher… alas!?

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