Ghetto Spray

Today I have decided to set up a little mini tribute page for my old friend Mike from my home town – or as we call him “Spray”, or even “Ghetto Spray”. Mike is a good buddy of mine, but I can’t take too much hang-out because nothing really ever changes in his life. He lives in his parents house, delivers pizza for a living, and smokes a lot of weed. His interests include comic books, star wars figurines, and other nerd-style collectables. He makes the most entertaining comments of all time… for instance;

Spray Quote List 5000:

- “I love this kind of music… ‘blues-grass’… you know, like Buddy Hollyday”

- “Wait dude turn it back… what!? Pizza patrol!?”

- “Hey man, somebody pissed on my speakers!?!?”

- “If I could only learn how to drive stick, I’d be making BANK!”

- “I’m going to be an architect, I’ve been spending.. like all day long… drawing bushes and things. I’ll probably make about 100,000 dollars a year.”

He has lead an amazing life of boogey boarding, eating pizza, drinking a lot and smoking a whole haystack of weed.

Biography of Spray:

- Highschool

- Pizza Boy

- US Army

- Saddleback Community College

- Helping his father in the family asphalt business “beacon asphalt”

- Pizza “Man”

- Comic Books and Figurines Collector

* his face has been covered in “warriors” make-up to keep his true identity clandestine *

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