My Machine

Hey Son,

I have wanted to tell you about a new venture I am into. It is a machine that processes water without the use of chemicals to make it healthy and do some other things.

by ‘other things’ do you mean magic? And dude, I’m your son, don’t use the word ‘venture’ with me buddy!

I previously worked at a company that manufactured a similar, though much larger machine. I am convinced that this water works to improve health. I am using the machine and the water. I have already noticed some improvements since I started using the water.

since you’ve started using the machine you’ve noticed ‘improvements’… like being crazy maybe? and who the fuck says “using the water”!!?!? its like a drug man, you’re hooked on water!

This is kind of a multilevel marketing thing, though that is not why I am showing it to you. I did some due diligence before I bought the machine and I am convinced this is the best machine on the market for home use. I am interested in what you think of it.

don’t try and scam me dad, i’m not into pyramid schemes. this whole section is pure sales pitch dude.

This machine does much more than purify water. (it makes you crazy crazy!) It changes the chemical structure of the water without the use of chemicals. (substituting harmful chemicals with magic.) The water is still only natural. The machine removes the chlorine and other harmful chemicals without removing the helpful minerals like the reverse osmosis machines do.

Anyway, my only interest is to inform you of what the machine is and what it can do. I do not plan on this being a major income stream for me. If I can sell a few machines and help pay for the one I have, that’s great. If I don’t sell any, that’s okay too.

oh dad.. what am i gonna do with you man!?

My websites are:

www.kangenkan.org

www.kangenkan.info

www.kangenkan.com

www.kangencan.com

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