He Was One of Us
I slept for 12 hours last night…!? I think I must be on the verge of death.. who the fuck sleepts 12 hours!?!? The crazy part is that I could have slept all day but I had to make myself get up and out of bed… It was soooo comfy and nice. Ok.. enough strangeness!
I already know what everyone is going to say. “Why the FUCK haven’t you been updating the site!?” Well I have no excuses, I basically suck. So instead of just be all lame about not putting up new content I’m going to do the next best thing and actually put some KICKASS content up here for all to enjoy.
First and foremost My friends Brad and Nicole’s band just finished up some demo songs that they would like everyone to rock out to. The name of their band is KAMIKAZE and you can swallow a fistful of their rage right here.
Next, I’ve received an email from our old friend Lionel Poophart stating that my reference to Fonzie’s ‘jumping the shark’ in the Chuck Bravedy is a Fuckhead(.com) article is a direct reference to Evel Knievel when he jumped a sharktank. Since the hard drinking, womanizing, and wheelie popping motherfucker was true to all of our hearts and has just died it has been requested that this reference be retracted and an apology offered. Well as far as apologies go here on slavenation… NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! haha.. but again I’ll do the next best thing… since Evel was one of us I will offer this tribute to a badazzz motherfucker who I wish I could have gone boozing with, chasing girls with, then jump a motorcycle over a bunch of crazy shit with.
Evel Knievel, you ROCK!
He was one of us!
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