Comments on: I Hate Whole Foods

By: Elsa

Elsa — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:48:56 +0000

I love this story! I shy away from calling myself a vegetarian because of all of the asshole freaks like “Health Hag”. Next time give her all the curse words you can think of linked together…then claim you have terets.

By: r

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:37:22 +0000

lol. Yea it got pretty crazy in there at times, thats why i had to quit. Just to throw out a little coincidence, I also CrossFit as well lmao. Great article though, no complaints over here. Keep it coming MEATGRINDER!

By: MEATGRINDER

MEATGRINDER — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:11:41 +0000

Holy Shit! An actual Whole Foods employee! Fuck me, I can’t even imagine the weirdos and annoying shit you’d have to deal with in that place. If most of the people working there weren’t all granola we wouldn’t even know what “going postal” meant.

By: r

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:57:59 +0000

haha. definitely a great article. i worked at a Whole Foods for a couple of months and have experienced some of the WORST customers you can only imagine. I worked in that kickass salad/sandwich department you mentioned. Not a bad gig over there- employees get 20% discount on everything. But still, too damm expensive in the long run. Thanks for the laugh, this was great!

By: Marcella

Marcella — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 09:26:05 +0000

I’m dying…this is hilarious! I still call it Whole Dudes too….funny shit

By: Eveille

Eveille — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:06:49 +0000

Ha! So I just got back from Whole Foods. I love the place, the produce is delicious, and the food is great. But I was reminded of your post as I waited in line to purchase my stuff. So I’m waiting in line and I have maybe 6 items when a lady in her 50′s asks to cut in front of me because she only has 3 items. Ok, so I kinda look a her funny, but since she’s old I’m like,”ok sure”. So not only seconds after this happens an old dude behind me decides that he does not like the the way that I put my produce on the conveyor belt and steps around me to reposition all my stuff the way he feels it should be positioned; pushing it closer to the cash register. I stare him down, because I don’t like strangers touching my food, and he’s like, ” Oh sorry, I guess I’m just particular”. Oooookaaaayy???? WTF!!!!!Fucking patrons at whole foods are on goddamn organic vegan whole food sprouted crack!!!