Today I have some beautiful haiku’s for everyone, yay!
This pain defines me
I have pissed away my soul
There is nothing left
———-
There’s no going back
Your mouth was a volcano
And I erupted

After discovering the perfect way to assault the evil SHIRLEY with water the other day I have taken pleasure in what I am now calling “BOMBING” her many times since.
She has tried to come up …

I went to the Red Bull Air Races on the San Diego Bay all day Saturday and it was TOTALLY BADASS! These little planes can do shit that I’ve never seen before. It was the …

I want to savage Chrissie Hynde. I don’t care if her tits suck. I don’t care if her face looks like the surface of the moon. I want to touch her skinny hips. I want …

I shit my pants today.
Hasn’t happened in god knows how long. I’ve even survived a trip to Israel and Iraq without an incident – but today for some reason it caught up with a vengeance.
It …

I want to eat healthy, I want to do what is right for the environment, and I want to shop at a supermarket that supports these intentions, but I HATE WHOLE FOODS.
The place is, at …

I played PS3 with my buddy Bobby until 6am this morning. We drank a million gallons of Jack Daniels and destroyed a million terrorists on Rainbow 6 : Las Vegas. We also ate a million …

Thanks to my buddy Noah for bringing this one to my attention – total BULLSHIT!
Title: read this!‏
From: Noah
Sent: Sat 9/08/07 3:03 PM
What a fuckin shitter. No wonder I have’nt be able …

Born Jesus Christ Allin, G.G. Allin was to some the ultimate symbol of rock & roll rebellion, taking it to extremes that no one else was dangerous enough to explore. To others he was a …

RAGE.
OUTRAGE.
and more RAGE.
Ok, I am TOTALLY sick of it.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
The whole concept needs to FUCK OFF!
So for all the idiots lucky enough to have never heard of this shit (or maybe not …