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So I know they do a great job cleaning everyone’s house and doing the gardening. I know they are cheap workers for meat-packing and farms. I know they helped us come up with kick-ass food like burritos and tacos and fajitas. And fucking hell, I grew up in a mexican town. We called ourselves “white-backs” because we were white kids in the middle of a heap of mexis. Dia de los muertos is cool. I don’t deny that Mexican culture is a beneficial blend in America, and fuck it, if I was born in Mexico or south america then I would be here in a fucking minute – no question about it. But I’m not a mexican, I’m not an african aids baby either, or a culturally marginalized extremist muslim – and I can give a fuck about any of them. For all the misguided idiotic left-wing assholes who think that 35 cents a day is making a difference and means that these people will stop hating you and maybe cure your big fat WHITE GUILT well you can go fuck off too. I’ve been around the world, you can’t cure poverty. America is not Siddartha’s palace. Just because you want to stay inside your beautiful home and never see sickness, suffering, old age, and death does not mean that they do not exist. The world is a horrible, depraved, violent, churning, hell-hole. This is how it is, and this is how it always has been. This is the human condition. Find tranquility in the chaos of the horrors of life. Soldiers are needed, wars are needed, death and murder are needed to keep you in your ignorant and pathetic lifestyle. For me this may be why I seek out the ignored and neglected, the invisible to blind eyes. Because this is what the mindless zombies that surround me want to ignore and pretend it isn’t there. But as for the fucking illegal Mexicans – FUCK YOU. I have no sympathy for your plight. Go away. Die. Pack up your ungrateful parasitic asses and get the fuck out of my city and my country. Fuck all of you. I live in San Diego and I’ve hit my limit with you useless savages. We used to wage wars just to gain terretory not simply for aquiring resources, but maybe we should go back. Send soldiers south all the way to the Panama Canal and like Sherman’s march to the sea burn everything in our path. If you fuckers don’t want your own country this much then maybe we should just take it off your hands for you.
L.A. Ink!?!?!!? This discovery channel program is a perfect example of how just having tattoos does not make you cool. It doesn’t make you smart or edgy or anything fringe either. Basically this show portrays how tattooing has become completely mainstream and is an investigation into the lives of sheeple who perform it. These girls are fucking morons. They are zombies.. fucking robots just like the mindless idiots that come into their shop to get ridiculous shit smashed all over their bodies. Its tantamount to a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills, basically giving shallow people a form of false motivation and bullshit confidence that they are now more attractive because they have their very own tramp-stamp or cartoon character. Its a band-aid for a broken ego. I swear to god if I see one more nautical star I’m gonna start smashing faces.
Ok, well I will say this. They can draw up some shit WAY better than I could. This is pretty cool, but if you think about it it’s almost more disappointing to see this talent wasted drawing ‘badass’ on the chest of a pussy.
and finally…
FUCK YOU GYM LOSERS! I can hardly stand going to the gym any more. The people there are all fucking weirdos. They all look at me like they either wanna FUCK or FIGHT and I’m sick of telling all of you to fuck off. Thank god for my iPod because it blurps out all your stupid monkey shit. Fuck it… here’s the list;
STUPID GYM PEOPLE NEED TO FUCK THE FUCK OFF BEFORE I COLUMBINE HIGHSCHOOL THE FUCKING PLACE LIST 666:
- Fuck you for all your extra-loud talking with your friends to try and act tough and cool and rich and important and popular in front of strangers. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- Fuck you for grunting EXTRA LOUD to try and make it look more intense that you are benching 225 in front of a bunch of idiot bitches. NOBODY CARES HOW MUCH YOU BENCH!
- Fuck you for doing one set then pulling up your shirt to see how ripped your abs now look in the mirror. This is homo activity, stop it immediately. I am almost ashamed for you because you are totally pathetic.
- Take off your goddamn SUNGLASSES in the gym you idiots. You are not the terminator. You are not a badass superhero or the main character in a movie, you are just a sad little loser and everyone knows it.
- Fuck you for sitting in your car for 20 minutes and making sure your stupid MAKE-UP is perfect before you go to the gym. I see you shallow bitches every fucking day and I am laughing at your fat asses. No matter how much make-up you put on is not gonna make your lard chunks look smaller or make guys wanna fuck you. Use the gym for what its designed for and maybe you will get a date for the weekend you sow.
- Fuck you for all your chest-puffing and coy ass showing. I swear people you make me think that I’m watching a nature video about the mating habits of monkeys. What the fuck is wrong with you?!?
- Fuck you for being lazy on the bikes and treadmills. This is not social hour. Do your goddamn workout and quit trying to waft your terrible purfume on the guy next to you (which is usually me) that shit does not cover up your nasty pussy stink and makes me wanna barf when I’m putting out hard. This is not a pick-up bar guys, don’t try and give girls stock tips or tell them about your fishing trip to mexico. They see right through your retarded attempts. When the place is totally crowded with 50 assholes using all the bikes and treadmills and nobody can work out because you losers can’t pick up guys/girls anywhere else does not give you the right to prevent other people from using the equipment for its actual purpose.
- Ok, I’m not homophobic. I do not hate homo’s or lesbo’s or anything else, but FAGS FUCK OFF! I am not a fucking homo. I have my fucking headphones on, that means fuck off. So quit hitting on me and making obscene gestures when I’m trying to exercise. Do NOT touch my tattoo and say “whooooo” when I’m trying to lift. I’m already pissed off because of every other idiot in the place, don’t make me take it out on you simply because you can’t fucking control yourself. The next one of you that does this is gonna wake up in the hospital. I’m fucking SICK OF IT!
- Fuck you personal trainers and your little clients too! I hate hearing your false motivation and screeching cheers at people too undisciplined to work out on their own. Why are people so pathetic that they feel the need to have screech powers yell “good job” at them while they pretend to work out. Don’t play like I don’t know what you’re doing. You don’t do SHIT in the gym, its fucking laughable. You do 5 sit-ups then just wanna talk for 20 minutes about everything under the sun in an attempt to delay more exercise and have somebody be forced to listen. You are sad, lonely, losers and you need to not bother confident and successful people by being around when we are trying to better ourselves in the gym. And personal trainers, why the fuck do you feel the need to feel knowledgable and badass in front of fat, useless, idiots who have nothing better going for themselves than to hire you to cheer them up and hear their stupid stories. Its like a disgusting co-dependent relationship between two losers. FUCK OFF!
- Cell phone assholes, I want to kill you. Don’t bring your stupid phone into the gym and pretend to be making power business deals while you work out. You are not on Wall Street. You are not a ‘mover and shaker’. You are basically an idiot. Go away!
- Insecure couples please jump into a tub of acid. I hate watching you crawl all over each other every time somebody walks by simply because you are afraid that they are gonna steal your girl/man. Grow some fucking balls and do a workout, quit babysitting your gf/bf so I don’t have to puke every time you grab ass and kiss every time someone comes within 10 feet.
You know, I could go on and on but I’m fucking too sick of it all so thats it for now.
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