Chewbacca’s Girlfriend Plays Dodgeball

A glimmer of hope.  We crushed souls in our dodgeball game last night.  It was fun as shit.  We got the other team totally pissed off as usual.  In fact they were utterly gripped by fear and intimidation.  They tried taunting the players on our team but that is completely useless, we simply laugh at them.  The thing that was really pissing them off is when we would unleash our “demon roar” every time we threw the ball.  Then we would release a “demon cheer” every time we hit one of their players out.  It was total comedy.  They had this one little dude with tattoos all over his arm and he was SOOOOOOOOOOO fucking pissed that they were losing.  He was a good player.  Quick, smart, fairly good thrower.  The crowning moment came in the last game when he had the ball and was using it as a shield to protect himself when I came over the top and crushed his soul with a meteorite blast into his chest.  He passed the ball off to another guy and I followed it up with a mini-rampage of precision kill-shots.  It was totally rad.  Three of their guys tried to protect themselves and all three were crushed.

Even though I had a really great game I had a moment of total humiliation.  The other team had this gigantic 8 foot tall chewbacca sasquatch chick on their team.  It was freakish!  The ground would shake with every thundering step she took.  She was the last player in during one of the games and another Diablo and I went for a 2-on-1 to finish her.  We ran for the line, wound up, and released with two blazing throws.  With sheer disbelief I stood there and saw the horror of my ball being wedged between her massive hairy legs.  She had made a catch with her fucking LEGS!?!?!?  The most hilarious thing about it was that she had no idea she had done it because it took like 45.9 seconds for the nerve impulses to send the signal all the way up to her wookie brain.

To add insult to injury every other team was taunting me at the bar afterwards over being caught out by a giant girl’s fucking legs.

HUMILIATION!

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