Shit The Bed
So what else, well shit, I got a birthday just a heartbeat away. I had this moment of complete depression the other day. I just got back from the gym and I was mixing a protein shake over the sink. I was standing there staring into the white basin, now covered with scratches and dark stains and marks. The sink is scheduled to be replaced but for now it just sits there like a cadaver. I was just remembering how diligently I used to scrub scrub scrub that bastard to maintain its brilliant white sheen. I was a total homo about it. I mean, this is MY house and MY kitchen sink. I was gonna make sure it was super clean and kickass, I’m no slob. And now here it sits, all those scrubbings wasted as the thing is basically just waiting to go into a landfill. With a birthday right around the corner I kind of thought the same shit about my body, and my life. All these hardcore gym sessions, all these protein shakes, and then you just end up in a fucking landfill.
Some good news. I got a killer killer deal on my new laptop. I researched and read and compared like a mofo until coming to my decision. Then I scoured the internet for the best coupon-codez ever to get a $500 discount on the price after everything was said and done. Fucking good deal! I shoved a fist up the ass of the man with that deal. So one small victory in a long losing battle.
On a side note, I have been feeling nostalgic about Afghanistan. I sometimes wish I could go back there and fight some more muslims like a few years ago. Iraq.. not so much, Afghanistan – yes.
Thats all I got, not much but maybe it will hold things over until my new laptop gets here and I can re-start my quest for world domination with the new hardware.
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