Dodgeball Bitch Boy
You know I completely forgot to give the rundown of the first game of the new dodgeball season!?! I must be going retarded.
WE WON! Which was pretty fun, as usual, but even more satisfying than victory was getting the other team’s captain so pissed off that he literally had a complete meltdown on the court. It was fucking great. One of our new players, a girl named Charlie, told us that the other captain (also named charlie) loses all his skill when he gets frustrated. We took full advantage of this. I started calling him “crybaby” and “bitchboy” and our whole team taunted the other team with fanatical ferocity. At one point Bobby started going into the zone and was throwing the ball repeatedly and running around like crazy while quoting Army of Darkness “who wants some, you!?! You want a little!?!?” and then he pegged Bitchboy. Well Bitchboy got so fucking mad that he grabbed the ball and charged the line. Bobby stood there and said laughingly “dude, what are you gonna do!? fucking do it!” and laughed some more while I mocked Bitchums. Bitch-cakes acted like he was going to throw the ball but then just bounced it on the ground as hard as he could. Pussy.
Note to planet earth… NEVER SHOW WEAKNESS TO A TEAMGUY. hahaha.. well we ate the fucker alive. At one point I had been eliminated and I was walking slowly off the court when bitchums was throwing. I just reached out my arm like a steely eyed killer and unflinchingly took the direct hit without losing my stride. I was already out, it was totally a foul but we were crushing this team and I wanted to push bitch-cakes over the edge. Well I did. haha.. it was great. His whole head turned bright red and he then had a mini tantrum. Then he threw the ball at me when I was standing on the sidelines and I just laughed and charged him like a bull rhino. He must have seen his life flash before his eyes because he ran back into the corner of the gym and cowered behind a girl on his team. It was priceless. Of course I was only fucking with the dude, but I’m a big ugly mofo and you never know when I crazy fuck like me is gonna snap. Hahaha..
We started taunting the team so bad that we actually got a team warning. So we shut up and finished them off. I got the final kill shot on Bitchboy at point blank range. I would have gone for his face and smashed it unrecognizable but he turned and cowered in fear like the bitch that he is.
I have a sneaking suspicion that our team, now named “LOS DIABLOS LOCOS” is gonna win the championship this season. I sure hope so. I fucking love this game!!!!!
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