Fuck You Fatty!

The truth about fat people:

USA Obesity Rates Reach Epidemic Proportions:

- 58 Million Overweight; 40 Million Obese; 3 Million morbidly Obese

- Eight out of 10 over 25′s Overweight

- 78% of American’s not meeting basic activity level recommendations

- 25% completely Sedentary

- 76% increase in Type II diabetes in adults 30-40 yrs old since 1990

- Being disgustingly obese is not a right or priveledge and all fat people should be slaughtered.  Fat people need to shut the fuck up and stop celebrating their disgusting physical state like its a good thing.  Its not.  Its horrible and gross and that is not ok.

- Fat people ruin furniture.   They ruin couches and chairs by either crushing them or smashing the cushions flat.

- Fat people cause problems when they refuse to buy 2 tickets for a plane or in the movies.  Their disgusting girth sags over the seat and invades my personal space.   Its already a battle for the thin strip of arm-rest, but with a fatty next to you they think they have the fucking right.  You don’t get extra rights simply because you can’t stop eating, get off my fucking armrest you fat fucks!

- Fat people annoy everyone when they wait in line at the amusement park for a ride only to find out that (big surprise) they are too fucking fat to get on the ride.  Then they make everyone more miserable when they complain about the ride (like it should have been built to the specifications of a disgusting 300lb blob of goo).

- Fat people smell gross.  Fat people have so many gross folds of gross flabby meat that it forms these nasty little pockets of germs and sweat.  Then because they are so useless physically  that they can’t reach those parts when they bathe these germ and sweat calzones then reek up the place every day.  Nobody likes the smell of rotten onions and sour milk.

- Fat people are constantly complaining about being fat.  Shut the fuck up.  Because you can’t stop shoving food down your neck is why you are a disgusting lard ass.  Nobody cares that you are fat or that you can’t stop eating except when we have to look at, smell, or be around you.  Basically, fuck off!

- I know that the buffet at the Golden Corral is all you can eat. I know that it takes a lot of calories to keep that enormous tub of lard you call a body from toppling over due to malnutrition. I know that you think nothing of the disgusting, pig-like sounds you make as you shove more and more food into that bottomless pit you call a face. But for the love of God, do you fat fucks have to cram even more into a take-out bag that leaks and drips as you waddle out the door to the parking lot, too? How much food can one pig woman stuff into herself at a time, anyway?

- Fat people need to stop going on TV and crying.  It really just pisses everyone off.  Quit trying to soak up sympathy like it was gravy with a piece of cornbread, you can’t eat your way into our hearts.

- Fat people should stop calling all skinny people anorexic and other names.  Just because some people have the presence of mind to eat healthy foods and exercise does not mean that they have a problem.  Actually it is you fatty who is totally fucked up.  Quit this reverse psychology bullshit right now.  Quit calling nice healthy skinny and athletic people names just because you are incapable of being what they are.

- Fat people do not take responsibility for being fat.  They constanty try to shift the blame on society, fast food places, their metabolism, or god knows what.  Shut up you fat fuck and accept the fact that its all your fault.  I’ve heard fat people say shit like “you’ll get fat when you’re older” or “you’ll get fat when you get married”. Well actually I wont because I have something called self control.

- Fat people take handicap parking spaces from legitimate handicapped people.  Disabled vets and people who have suffered serious legitimate injuries need those spaces, not some horrible repugnant blob.  If anything these fat fucks should park farther away so that they can burn off some of those pounds by walking.

- Fat people will try and fool you that they are trying to lose weight.  They will go to Subway (like that fat fuck in the commercials) and think that they will just be dropping pounds off by the hundreds.  Well fatfuck, when you order a footlong with extra mayonnaise and oil  and meat and bacon and cheese you are not gonna lose anything but respect.

- Because they don’t digest food the right way (maybe because they are shoveling it in by the bucketload) fat people are constantly farting and burping this nasty smelling rot stench.  This smell is not good for you.

- Fat women, you are not a fertility goddess.  You are a hideous beast that will never get love or affection unless you lose all your disgusting weight.  Then you still may not because you have the stigma of once having been fat.  You should probably just kill yourself.

Thats about it for the fattys, I will rant against something else as soon as the fatties get off my brain. YAY!

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