Some badass shit is coming down.  First and foremost… I got my new super-computer.  Just to get everyone up to speed, here are the stats of my new special lady:
DYSTOPIATRON statistics:
HP Pavilion dv9500t customizable …

Ok, well just for starters… FUCK YOU MEXICO!
Christy and I were headed for some In-n-out after the dodgeball game the the other day and this car comes skidding around like crazy until it totally lost …

A glimmer of hope.  We crushed souls in our dodgeball game last night.  It was fun as shit.  We got the other team totally pissed off as usual.  In fact they were utterly gripped by …

I got nothing but bad news these days.  First of all, and maybe to explain why the site hasn’t been updated for weeks, my computer exploded.  I am very sad about this.  That tough little …

Our dodgeball team totally crushed the opposition again tonight.  It was a fucking total slaughter!  We played the green team tonight, I think they were called Kermit’s Rash or something like that.  Regardless, we totally …

8 navy seals totally bored on a Hollywood movie set = total hilarity.
My alarm cranked off at 2:30am. Time to get up, I was on my way up to L.A. for another weekend of total …

You know I completely forgot to give the rundown of the first game of the new dodgeball season!?! I must be going retarded.
WE WON!  Which was pretty fun, as usual, but even more satisfying than …

The truth about fat people:
USA Obesity Rates Reach Epidemic Proportions:
- 58 Million Overweight; 40 Million Obese; 3 Million morbidly Obese
- Eight out of 10 over 25′s Overweight
- 78% of American’s not meeting basic activity level …