Igor

My buddy Igor just shot me a new article for the site (NAVY – by Igor) and after you check out the urban dictionary definitions for Igor then I think you’ll prolly understand where this disquiet is borne.  I find #4 the most appropriate, but if you knew the dude then you might also see #1 (refer to image below definitions).

1. igor

Def 1:a clumsy semi-retarded excuse for a human. Ocassionaly has sex with goats and other animals. It is basically the definition of an asspirate, cock juggling, cum guzzling, thundercunted 5 cent street whore all in one. It ewmits feelings of hate destruction and utter annoyance.
Def 2: also known as, gor you or ig a bitch.To do a girl doggystyle and just before you cum, you shove a didlo up your ass, hop on one foot, scream tobaggen, and ride the bitch down the stairs.

Def 1: “If that motherfucker acts like an igor again I will kick his ass”
Def 2: “Yesterday Jake igored his girlfriend and she is now in the hospital. He is being sued for 3 million dollars.”

2. igor

a horny little boy resembling nothing of the typical stereotype attached to the name. he is unusually attractive but often seems to lack personality. he admits to having a large bulge in his pants. responds unwillingly to the name “boobs”, pronounced “boebs” or “boebie”

Come here boobs with that bulging crotch!!! dammit!!!

3. Igor

A Serf a peasant, a person lacking any kind of rationality or commonsense, a little guy, el poco tico, a liar, a fool a dickless wonder.

Gary is such an igor.

4. Igor

Igor is any under-appreciated manservant, or someone who feels like one. Often ugly and always witha lisp. A factotem who fetches wrenches and more brains.

Originally used in film as the manservant to Frankenstien helping him to create the monster…

‘yes master, immediately master, Igor will fetch it for you master.. more braaiiins?’

5. igor

see retard.

i can’t move my right hand properly – igor

6. igor

fat, obtuse, weird-type person. May sometimes be mistaken for an Ape.

Oh My god, what’s that, is it an ape? no its an Igor, RUN!!!! <massive fart sounds>

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