This picture was found on the court on the body of a dead man for none were left alive.

After the game in true El Diablo fashion we went down to the beach and BBQ’d and watched the game video on a projection screen.  I proceeded to get completely wasted.  We also watched the Dodgeball movie with Vince Vaughn and shit, it was awesome.   I pigged out on kickass BBQ flesh, drank whiskey and beer, then had a triple triple and a cheeseburger at In-n-out on the drive home.  It felt good to crush the other team, but after the turn of events last week I wonder what may happen if we face a more organized opponent.  As Sledgehammer later said “Dudes in wheelchairs could have beaten that team.”

The slaughter started with a double catch by Captain Insano and Savannah and that set the tone for the entire match.  Other players highlights included Sledgehammer running around like Sonic the Hedgehog between and behind people at full speed until he would emerge and throw the ball at maximum velocity.  There were more catches than could be counted.  I myself had two personal highlights.  One where a girl was running away from me after a miserable miss and I crushed her in her upper back right between her shoulderblades.  The snake then told me to “take it easy” to which I replied “NO MERCY!!!”.  My second highlight came when one of the teams gigantic mexican players came up to the line just a few feet away from me after I threw the ball at another player.  I stood there fearlessly.  He threw the ball right at me, I amazingly jumped over the ball, and proceeded to scream out in a very antagonizing manner with my arms raised in the air provokingly like… “What!? What do you got!?”  This looked amazingly cool in slowmotion at the BBQ. YES!

I’m sure there were other moments that need to be explained, but because its 6am and I’ve been barfing up all that food and booze since 4:30 I think I’m gonna just call it a morning and go back to bed for a while.