Alphaville 1984

Story 842, Miss. Natasha: “”One day a tiny man entered a North Zone café… …and ordered a cup of very hot, sweet coffee… …adding, “I shan’t pay, because I’m afraid of no one” He drank his coffee He left He didn’t pay for his coffee For the sake of peace, the café owner said nothing But when the tiny man repeated the trick three times… …the café owner decided to get a tough to sort... Read More

Absurdity and Gary Busey

“Accepting the absurdity of everything around us is one step, a necessary experience: It should not become a dead end. It arouses a revolt that can be fruitful. An analysis of the idea of revolt could help us discover ideas capable of restoring a relative meaning to existence, although a meaning that would always be in danger.” – Albert Camus You know, aside from real estate, its funny what you think about all day in real estate... Read More

Igor

My buddy Igor just shot me a new article for the site (NAVY – by Igor) and after you check out the urban dictionary definitions for Igor then I think you’ll prolly understand where this disquiet is borne.  I find #4 the most appropriate, but if you knew the dude then you might also see #1 (refer to image below definitions). 1. igor Def 1:a clumsy semi-retarded excuse for a human. Ocassionaly has sex with goats and other animals.... Read More

Religion is for the Weak

Americans are complete idiots. According to a 2006 Gallup poll, about 46% of Americans believe in strict creationism, concurring with the statement that “God created man pretty much in his present form at one time within the last 10,000 years,” and 36% believe that God guided the process of evolution. Only 13% believe that humans evolved over millions of years, without any supernatural intervention. Belief in creationism is inversely correlated... Read More

Shout at the Devil

It was total destruction!  El Diablo not only defeated the other team but they were completely humiliated.  It was the best ever.  We never lost a single game.  The team was running around like wild animals, like savage beasts.  We conducted ourselves in the manner befitting the children of the jackal. This picture was found on the court on the body of a dead man for none were left alive. After the game in true El Diablo fashion we went down... Read More