Memorial Dumps

Memorial Day weekend.  I got shithouse drunk last night in memory for being alive.  Here is the sordid list of details.

- I got caught in the worst traffic ever.. it was so fucking bad that this goddamn bum in a bum-cart was going faster than me down the road.. fucking totally infuriating.  The worst thing about the bum-cart dude was that his rig was in no way motorized, it was just his dirty little sneakers slowly dragging the thing on down the road.  This picture shows him beating me in the race of life.

- I finally found a parking place right in front of this “666″ sign, I thought that was pretty cool.

- Snapped a foto of the table-top collection of party goods.

- I drank a billion Guinness pints.

- I drank a billion Jagermeister shots.

- I found 2 people fucking LITERALLY FUCKING in a bar.

- I took some pictures of the people while they fucked – this one being the most acceptable without me getting sued and thrown in jail.

- I found a dead bum laying on the concrete.

- I laid down on the concrete with the bum.

- I sang Misfits songs with the Irish punk band at Dublin’s.  Incidentally the name of the song we could not remember was ‘Night of the Living Dead’… “”This aint no love-in / This aint no happening / This aint no feeling in my arm”"

- I had to piss worse than anybody in the history of the world.

- I got a “Urinating in Public” ticket by San Diego’s finest.

- Here is my ticket scanned into the old computer.

You know what.. this is bullshit.  There were a million piss stains all over the fucking place and goddamn bums laying on every street corner and the cops decide to give ME the fucking ticket.  Its like telling guys to shave their sideburns in Iraq… You assholes are focussing on the wrong shit here.  I mean WHAT THE FUCK!>!>!>!>!!>  Its like the cops are only there to fuck with the regular people to keep them in line.  Like if they just keep giving us speeding tickets then we will never have the time, money, or motivation to realize that everything is totally fucked up and
BLAH BLAH BLAH

the cop was pretty cool with me, even though he did give me the ticket. haha… He even gave me a sanitary wipe to clean my hands off after I pissed all over myself in a panic when I got spotlighted in mid piss.  Hahah.  It was like a wild firehose there for a few seconds.  The worst part about the whole thing was the sheer agony of stopping my mega-piss in mid stream.

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