“Would you like to see a bunch of Navy SEALs totally crush a bunch of pot smoking, out of shape, losers from Ocean Beach?”

If the answer is yes then you need to come to our dodgeball game tonight.  Our team name is “El Diablo” and we have been training and getting ready for nearly a month.  We have a whole playbook and all our tactics worked out.  This is our first game and we are expecting to completely dominate these losers.  Win lose or draw we will all be getting totally wasted down in OB tonight to celebrate whatever happens.

I have taken the time to draw a portrait of what I forsee happening at the game tonight.