The Tree of Woe
Well shitty shitty fuck fuck. I hadn’t emptied the shit out of my camera for like a fucking month so lemme just do a giganto picture dump to get everyone back up to speed on all the bullshit. I have also been somewhat active plastering up a bunch more ‘hand holding a beer’ pasties for the ultimate conspiracy - operation BADMAN.
Thulsa Doom: I wish to speak to you now. Where is the Eye of the Serpent? Rexor says that you gave to a girl, probably for a mere night’s pleasure, hmm? What a loss. People have no grasp of what they do. You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born.
Conan: You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father’s sword… ah[Rexor twists his arm]
Thulsa Doom: Ah. It must have been when I was younger. There was a time, boy, when I searched for steel, when steel meant more to me than gold or jewels.
Conan: The riddle… of steel.
Thulsa Doom: Yes! You know what it is, don’t you boy? Shall I tell you? It’s the least I can do. Steel isn’t strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; a beautiful girl. Come to me, my child…
Thulsa Doom: [coaxes the girl to jump to her death]
Thulsa Doom: That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!
Conan: You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father’s sword… ah[Rexor twists his arm]
Thulsa Doom: Ah. It must have been when I was younger. There was a time, boy, when I searched for steel, when steel meant more to me than gold or jewels.
Conan: The riddle… of steel.
Thulsa Doom: Yes! You know what it is, don’t you boy? Shall I tell you? It’s the least I can do. Steel isn’t strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; a beautiful girl. Come to me, my child…
Thulsa Doom: [coaxes the girl to jump to her death]
Thulsa Doom: That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!
- i fucking LOVE poles with billions of rusty nails smashed into them
- The Tree of Woe
- 3 fucking clubs on a piece of shit 1989 honda civic!?!?!?!?! get over yourself you asshole!
- no, no, no!
- i got one word for ya… BLUE.
- happy mr. muffler man
- one day just for the fuck of it I’m gonna dress in drag and check this joint out.
- happy mr. burger man
- my bro Kyle sent me 2 bottles of the newest batch of homebrew I helped him craft years and years ago. “THE PIED PIPERS HORN PIPED ALE”. The night we invented this stuff we were totally totally shithouse and blasting Stevie Wonder at max volume. LOOK OUT TEETH, LOOK OUT GUMS, LOOK OUT STOMACH CUZ HERE IT COMES! YEAY-YEAH!
- the ghetto
- the ghetto
- the ghetto
- these are the orange slices that the old woman (who is also a lunch lady) that lives below me “Shirley” stole from her work and then gave me as a reward for helping her. CHA-CHING!
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