The Tree of Woe

Well shitty shitty fuck fuck.  I hadn’t emptied the shit out of my camera for like a fucking month so lemme just do a giganto picture dump to get everyone back up to speed on all the bullshit.  I have also been somewhat active plastering up a bunch more ‘hand holding a beer’ pasties for the ultimate conspiracy - operation BADMAN.

The Tree of Woe

The Tree of Woe

Thulsa Doom: I wish to speak to you now. Where is the Eye of the Serpent? Rexor says that you gave to a girl, probably for a mere night’s pleasure, hmm? What a loss. People have no grasp of what they do. You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born.

Conan
: You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father’s sword… ah[Rexor twists his arm]

Thulsa Doom
: Ah. It must have been when I was younger. There was a time, boy, when I searched for steel, when steel meant more to me than gold or jewels.

Conan
: The riddle… of steel.

Thulsa Doom
: Yes! You know what it is, don’t you boy? Shall I tell you? It’s the least I can do. Steel isn’t strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; a beautiful girl. Come to me, my child…

Thulsa Doom
: [coaxes the girl to jump to her death]

Thulsa Doom
: That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!

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