Sponge Bob Split Pants

So its been a crazy end to the week. Yesterday while doing squats in the gym I completely split the ass out of my workout shorts. My fat ass overwhelming the time tested forces of cloth and thread. Lucky for me there were two female trainers right behind me to stare longingly up my freshly exposed bung. Went to a dodgeball game Thursday night. My bro from bud/s team totally crushed the opposition. I have sworn allegiance to joining forces next season... Read More

St. Patrick’s Day Weekend List 1138

-=-got completely shitfaced at the Cha Cha Lounge. -=-Scarfed down 3 tamales. (NOTE: if you are in Silverlake latenight and need some grub, you must find the tamale guy and give him all your money, you will not be disappointed) -=-K-Funk (great job by the way) videotaped a girl scratching her pussy when she thought nobody was looking with the nightvision mode on my camcorder and laughed so hard my neck meat almost broke. (MOVIE IDEA: “Since when... Read More

I Wanna Be Your Dog

good news: the 300 is a kickass movie better news: st. pat’s is on saturday best news: WON FREE ADMISSION TO A LIVE RECORDING AND Q&A WITH IGGY AND THE STOOGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations! Yahoo! Music and Capital Music Group have chosen youand a guest to attend an exclusive taping of TheStooges for Nissan Live Sets On Yahoo! Music. READ CAREFULLY When: March 20, 2007, 7pm taping (doors close at6:30pm)Where: The Nissan Live Sets stage,... Read More

Post Traumatic Rampage (a.k.a. “Pit Meat”)

Strange day today.  Paid some bills, got my broken back X-Ray’d by the VA, and nearly got ran off the road by a total psycho. I was on my way back from the post office when I pulled behind a crappy gray dent-magnet.  The car was moving roughly 15-17 mph, swerving lazily all over the lines, and the past-middle-aged mostly bald man wearing the sweaty once-white wife-beater was slurping on hot-wings with both hands.  (a lot of hyphens in that last... Read More

Military Industrial Complex

Read this shit you assholes! Excerpt from Dwight D. Eisenhower’s Farewell Address; January 17, 1961 “Until the latest of our world conflicts, the United States had no armaments industry. American makers of plowshares could, with time and as required, make swords as well. But now we can no longer risk emergency improvisation of national defense; we have been compelled to create a permanent armaments industry of vast proportions. Added to... Read More