“Darnell”
Went out boozin last night, and it was time for a little release. The team has been getting more and more fed up with the idiotic jews and their ridiculous ways. Our methods for coping with their stupidity have become more and more malicious as time goes on. We don’t even want to go to restaurants or hit up bars in Israel any more – rather just go to one of the terretories and give our money to the palestinian stores and bars. You know dudes are close to their limit when they insult good looking women simply because they are jewish. I’ve been keeping an extremely low profile for a while now. This was only the second time I’ve gone out boozin since I got here. I had no idea that the guys were getting so crazy.
Irritability is a muddy emotion though. I think the real reason guys are so edgy is because of our team leader. I’m gonna call him “Darnell” to protect his real identity. What a fucking loser. Everybody hates him. The shitty thing is that even with a team totally stacked with great guys one rotten team leader can really spoil the whole batch. Darnell is just totally miserable in his life and for some reason wants to make everyone else as miserable as he is.
He is a staffer, so he gets benefits, but the downside is that he has to clock all his hours. The team is all contractors – daily rate regardless of how much or little we work. When we have a day off from work he will usually schedule something just so that he can get more hours. His mentality is so warped that he feels like since he’s working everyone should be working. If he’s miserable then everyone should be miserable. He also associates work with being miserable because he’s only just a fucking SPO and never worked in an elite unit of any kind. These SPO’s are the plague of this program. Ex-marines, no leadership ability, no capability of free or independent thought, go polish your weapon/paint rocks/pick up cigarette butts marines who were doing gate guard duty for 4 years. Totally brainwashed. Jealous of contractors military experience, jealous of our abilities, jealous of our pay, jealous of our relaxed nature. The team was talking over beers and we came to the agreement that we have NEVER worked with a staffer that could out-perform a contractor. The problem arises that they are government employees and therefore completely immune to ever being fired. We on the other had can be discarded without a second thought. And they are our bosses.
Maybe to give you a better idea on how Darnell sees the world I’ll give you some choice quotes.
Darnell’s views on stuff: (these are just from a few short conversations i’ve had with him)
Me – “Hey Darnell, merry christmas dude.”
Darnell – “I hate christmas!”
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Darnell – “I hate children!”
Me – “What? Why?”
Darnell – “My mamma would have NEVER let me get away with this shit. [stares menacingly at a small child playing with a ball] My mamma would have beat me with a belt!”
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Me – “Hey Darnell, whats up bro?”
Darnell – “Whats up? I’ll tell you whats up! I’ve been UP since 7 this morning sending reports back.”
Me jokingly – “Well that sounds like fun.”
Darnell – “Well its not! Its not fun at all!”
[[ Darnell only gets up early to clock hours. He only gets paid for the hours he works so he goes in super early and just surfs the net to clock a bunch of hours for more money - in this way, getting up early is completely his choice ]]
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at the beginning of the team meeting
Darnell – “You guys are all lazy. You guys are stupid. When a car gets dirty it doesn’t take a genius to go wash it or are you guys too lazy and stupid to go wash MY cars?”
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Darnell (to me)- “Hey, you live across that park?”
Me – “Yeah man.”
Darnell – “And you gotta walk past all those fags in the park every night?”
Me – “Yep.”
Darnell – “Well I hate fags. I’m gonna kill one if they come up to me when I’M walking through. I walk through the park with my knife ready to kill one. I hate fags.”
Me – “Well you better just not go through there then because they hit on everyone that walks through at night. They probably just like the dark meat bro.”
Darnell pulls out his knife and extends the blade
Darnell (staring at the knife) – “I hate fags!”
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I think that every time he says he “hates” something what he really hates is himself. He just wants to create this image of himself as this mean, badass dude. Who hates children and christmas for fucks sake? He is obviously just trying to make himself appear to fulfill some image he has in his head.
He has no friends, no girl, no life. I’ve talked to people who worked with him in Iraq and the guy was afraid and useless over there. He continually makes decisions for the team simply to make himself look good. He does not care in any way about the team or its performance, simply about looking good to his superiors. I hate these kinds of losers. Ass-kissing pieces of shit.
Anyway, on a side note the Irish pub we went to last night had no idea what an “Irish car bomb” was… fucking jews. So I ordered a “Palestinian bus ride” and had the bartender give everyone a round. I still don’t think they got it.
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