Bad Hummus

i got food poisoning again. fucking intolerable.

i ordered fried eggs the other day and the restaurant told me that the rabbis says they aren’t allowed to fry eggs. i asked if i could just go back there and do it myself, again no. they don’t have the equipment i was then told. they need a completely different set of dishes, pots, stove, spatula, etc… the jews are a fearful people.

i have a mohawk now. as if i wasn’t already an outcast here. i’m taking my batt powered amp and playing in the middle of town where all the peeps walk around and shop and get drunk. the ultra orthodox dudes form up into these little clusters and talk shit. still to afraid to confront me. if i was a better guitarist i’d play angel of death (slayer).

i’m hoping to get rotten food thrown on me or at least spit on. maybe if i rock naked on shabbat. my dipstick would experience serious shrinkage, its cold as a mother out.

i drew this comic to express my view on the jews and this place and everything else on this deployment. love it deep.

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