Window Lickers (.com)
I nearly had to smoke a Palestino today (well not really, but it was pretty funny). I was coming through a gate into Israel out of one of the territories here and this scraggly lookin dude comes up to the car. He was waving a rag like he wanted to wash the windshield off. I just waved the dude off, I mean, fuck no he can’t touch the windshield. THe last thing we need over here is some greasy nasty palestinian smearing bacteria and bad breath all over our fucking vehicles. Well I guess I probably had too short of patience with the dude, which is kind of stupid considering the situation, but I can’t fucking stand bums and beggars and the like. Over here they are like militant beggars, its almost like they expect you to give them cash and you’re a dick if you say no. Just yesterday this braindead fucker actually started to lick the fucking car windows when we were at the gate. Like WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ASSHOLE!?!?! YOU ARE LICKING A NASTY DIRTY CAR WINDOW!!!!! Well today I just didn’t feel like going through a whole lengthy negotiation just to tell this loser that I didn’t want his services while not hurting his feelings so I just told him to fuck off.
Dude went totally berzerk! haha, it was awesome! I can totally understand his situation. He is completely cut off from anything good, or healthy, or educational, or wholesome, or whatever. But you know what… fuck him. Leave, go somewhere where you can get ahead in life but don’t beg money from me and then get pissed off because the white dude in the expensive car (which isn’t even mine) won’t oblige your downtrodden state of affairs. Fuck off!
So he finally left after screaming at bulletproof glass for 20 minutes and sat down on this throne of garbage he had constructed next to the 30 foot high wall that seperates Israel from Palestine. By the way, I can totally understand the motivation to build this wall, these Palestinians live like angry dirty dogs. While I can sympathize with their situation I can not tolerate the nasty way that they conduct themselves. In America we need to wall off those goddamn Mexicans that plague our country with their filthy illegal presence. On the bright side, the Palestinians are about a million times nicer than the Jews. If I had to choose, I think I would probably pick to be a Pal over a Jew (but in all honesty I would rather be neither, they both suck ass).
And at the same time I can totally understand why this dude got crazy again when I pulled out my camera and attempted to take a picture of him sitting with a troubled brow upon his throne of garbage. Then got even angrier when I started laughing as he repeatedly spit in my direction and showed me the bottom of his foot (their eqivalent to flipping someone the bird). This guy even grabbed a 2×4 and was going to start smashing the car until myself and my bro broke leather and flashed our peacemakers.
I’m convinced the dude went straight to mosque and joined Hamas after this incident but you know what… his reaction is his choice not mine, he could laugh about shit too.. He didn’t have to get pissed that I told him “no”. And thats why there are dead people in Gaza every fucking day, these assholes have like no impulse control.. they go straight into the red over nothing.
example:
Dude 1: “Hey dude, whats up?”
Dude 2 : “What?!? Is that a joke about my god!?”
Dude 1 : “Huh!?!?!?! FUCK YOU AND YOU GOD!”
both assholes start shooting each other.
Anyway, here is the pic that I got of this guy. I mean seriously, would YOU want this guy anywhere near your car?
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