A tribute to my high school english teacher (courtesy of Megan’s Law & Photoshop):
Name: Michael Clarence Hays
Date of Birth: 05-27-1959 (year of the ‘boar’ in Chinese astrology)
Sign of the Zodiac: Gemini “the twins”
Sex: Male
Height: 5’11″
Weight: …

Oh my fucking god, what the hell IS that thing!???!?

Throw that fucking thing in a blender or stuff it down the garbage disposal – fucking SICK!

Life on earth can be a sickening ordeal for many – unmitigated horror for this man.

Tow missile blows the shit out of a sniper hiding in mosque.  Fun times.  Oh yeah, and fuck all Muslims.. (can’t believe I almost forgot!?)

X-mas has come and gone and not a minute too soon. The holiday makes people stupid. Everything seems to be moving at breakneck speeds and everyone starts taking meth just to keep up.  Needless to …

Well I read back over the ‘Logan’s Run’ entry here and I’ve decided that I’m being too hard on myself.  I’m not wearing a suit and tie, I don’t have an office and a secretary, …

I took my first steps towards complete domestication today.  These steps included waking up at 7am, shave, shower, coffee and cold cereal, and traffic.  I drove through the drizzle to my new office where I stood …

I only have 2 words in my pizza-pipe right now;
“JAM BOX!”
I was bebop-ing around the other day and I happened across a remarkable piece of 1980′s technology, a jam box. It was sitting right there …

Today I have decided to set up a little mini tribute page for my old friend Mike from my home town – or as we call him “Spray”, or even “Ghetto Spray”. Mike is a …