I’ve Been Cursed by a Jew Witch!?

I didn’t really believe in this shit until lately, but recent events have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that…

I’VE BEEN CURSED BY A JEW WITCH!

Sounds like something out of Borat, but its fucking true. This old jew hag put her filthy jew curse on me and now my life is a wreck!

It all started when I was just walking through the old city in Jerusalem. I was poking my head into shops, snapping pix of ancient shit, appriciating the history and everything else. Well all the walking started to get me a little warm so I choked up the sleeves on my jacket, thereby exposing my tattoo’d arm. Well just at that moment a jew witch was walking by me and she had never seen anything like this before in her life so obviously she must have thought I was the devil or something. She reached out quick as jew lightning and snatched up my arm with both her gross little hands. Then she hissed at my arm three times through her teeth. Her grip was as hard as wood but I yanked my arm free and told her “fuck off you creepy bitch!!!” She scuttled away like a cockroach back into the shadows with a horrifying screech. Well I didn’t think much of it, just another crazy old lady, but not any more.

Now I have food poisoning and a fever and my neck hurts really bad, and my lower back hurts, I have fever nightmares every night and I sweat my sheets completely through shivering my ass off under 3 blankets, and I think I’m going blind. Even right this minute my face feels hot and numb and hurty and my neck is super sore. So if anyone knows how to reverse a jew curse please please please let me know. If this doesn’t get better by tomorrow I’m going back into the old city with a fucking M4 and I’m gonna spread that bitch out all over the walls.

Here is a sketch I put together of the jew witch that cursed me, so if you see her either kill her or run away. She stands only about 4 feet tall but she can move pretty quick so be careful.

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