Hello Hitler

Another deployment – another country – another case of the shits…

Israel – fuck.  I finally got the whole goddamn ‘road to ruin’ series posted up here and I don’t even have the internet to upload it. THis truly is a fucking outrage. It took me like 2 holidays and a trip to Israel before I finally found the time to finish this fucking thing off. The good news, its done.. The bad news, I left some of my notes back in San Diego so its not as perfect as it was intended. I have intentionally left out the interaction between myself and the dude who sold me the tequila in Roswell. This was a pretty good bit and I guess I’ll just have to post it seperately on here whenever/ifever I get home.

*** TRAVEL NOTE 5000: 2 Tylenol PM’s + 1/3 bottle of NyQuil = magic sleep sauce!!!! (highly recommended before using heavy equipment or driving) ***

Since it took me forever and a day to post this thing I’m putting all three sections here again as a repost just so that people can do all three at will, they are also referenced in the thoughtcrime section.

Road to Ruin:

War Wacky

Necropolis

Metamorphosis

In recognition of the killer band ROCKET FROM THE TOMBS who were the reason behind the kick-ass poster I got in Chicago I’m posting their one and only album ever here on the site. You should check these dudes out because they rock hard. This album was like a collection of their live recordings and shit, they were kind of another forgotten punk band. Some songs may sound familiar because half the band reformed into the group DEAD BOYS and took some songs w/ them.

1. Raw Power

2. So Cold

3. What Love Is

4. Ain’t It Fun

5. Transfusion

6. Life Stinks

7. Muckraker

8. Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo

9. Satisfaction

10. Sonic Reducer

11. Never Gonna Kill Myself Again

12. Final Solution

13. Foggy Notion

14. Amphetamine

15. Read It & Weep

16. Seventeen

17. Frustration

18. Down In Flames

19. Search & Destroy

Other than spending all last night cranking out this post I don’t have any good news. I’m stuck in Jew-Land for Christmas, and even though I’m totally anti-religion this is bumming me out. Lets see, what else. I broke this shoddy jew elevator by bouncing in it and it fell 4 feet totally slamming me hard. I guess thats probably all my fault, but it was so small and cute and made like a hundred years ago that I just couldn’t resist going grape-ape in it. I actually thought I was gonna crash down 4 floors and die at the bottom of the shaft… had that been my last moment on this earth my dying cry would have been, and I quote,

“HOLY SHATNER!!!!!!!”

I am completely fat and out of shape (its embarrassing) and the only gym I have access to is more like a dirty jew frolic room than anything else. This may have contributed to me breaking the elevator as well. I’m being forced to eat restaurant food and this is not helping matters either. Basically I’m gonna look like DeNiro at the end of Raging Bull when I finally pull out of here.

I guess the good news about my current situation is that I’ll have tons of crap to post about the land-o-jews and their wacky ways (and let me tell you right now that these peeps are fucking LOCO!). My prediction, total mayhem. Some ideas I’m spitballing right now;

piss on the wailing wall (you think ozzy got a bad rap at the alamo, man, these fools will smoke a nigga for this shit – they take their religios super serio over here.)

throw devil horns in jesus’ tomb (if lightning doesn’t hit me then a sweaty palestino fist surely will)

I also am posting some pix of the crap I got on the road trip.. I got a bunch more stuff but I don’t have pix and I’m trapped in the holy land so theres nothing I can do about it.

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