So this is what they call their glorious holy land, what a miserable shit hole. its snowing now harder than it ever has before. global warming gives me frostbite. enjoy these few links, i do, …

Well it was a super lonely day over here. I had no electricity all fucking day.. Only in Israel do they turn off everyones power on fucking Christmas. I had to put all my food …

Today marks my first actual experience with ancient evil. It was a stormy day, the first storm we’ve seen here. It was on Shabbat and while all the devout jews were trying not to anger …

I just finished a long muthafukkin day (16 hours long of work!). I am sick of being overseas and sick of dealing with bullshit just for a paycheck. God I feel like a sellout but …

Well I’ve been under threat of exploding bowels for days now but today that condition pushed an incident to its crisis. In all honesty this was never planned or in any way expected. I was …

I didn’t really believe in this shit until lately, but recent events have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that…
I’VE BEEN CURSED BY A JEW WITCH!
Sounds like something out of Borat, but its fucking …

FINALLY FINALLY FUCKING FINALLY I GOT INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it was the tasty-ass kabobs I had for dinner tonight that finally helped me power through the bullshit. THem shits are yummy as fuck. I love to …

SHABBAT! (c) ™ – I have to put that or I’ll get sued by Jehovah
Yes thats right boys and girls, its the jewish holy day of rest. This means no working of any kind no …

Another deployment – another country – another case of the shits…

rftt original numbered and signed print

ancient scrap book

jfk slain newspaper

good luck charm

bug boot remover

Israel – fuck.  I finally got the whole goddamn ‘road to ruin’ …