So, to delineate a few of the things I hate about Pfizer, one of the many scum-sucking, bottom-feeding corporations that have stealthily taken over America in the past twenty hundred years.
One. Upon hire, you have …

I came across this little pamphlet the other day for communicating the location of IEDs with Iraqis w/o speaking a word of Arabic. You come across these strange things in places like this.. the best …

Quick update here, my head is totally swimming this morning. You heal me to death, by Jen is an expression of frustration and disappointment in regards to less that honorable corporate practices of one of …

Well I’m sick, with fever, and the 120 degree heat is making it totally miserable. I’ve been watching MTV India non-stop for the past few days and it finally caught up with me last night. …

‘Stuff n’ Thangs’ list 4400:
iTunes: GO TO HELL! I hate this program. Why the fuck didn’t the idiots at Apple make it so I could just drag and drop my fucking songs onto my iPod. I …

crude transcript of lecture by Aldous Huxley
March 20, 1962
Berkeley Language Center – Speech Archive SA 0269
Moderator:
{garbled}Aldous Huxley, a renowned Essayist and Novelist who during the spring semester is residing at the university in his capacity …

Maybe it’d be simpler to just sum up this 3-day saga into chewable little bits – portions ripe for consumption. Well, the truth is, I can’t – or rather – won’t do that. Fuck that. …

I thought I was going to have to eat a gigantic slice of humble pie, but in reality it was just a shit sandwich.  It was October of 2005.  Hurricanes Katrina and Rita had smashed …

I’ve been working my ass off all week but by a stroke of luck we got today off. 9/11 bitches. So I took a Stacker 3 and powered through some shit here on the site …

Well here I am over in the shitbox again. I watched a haji piss in the dirt while smoking a cigarette today in 120 degree heat, my bro says to me “dude, these are dirt …