Myopic

So this is what they call their glorious holy land, what a miserable shit hole. its snowing now harder than it ever has before. global warming gives me frostbite. enjoy these few links, i do, harder than i ever have before. -10 most harmful books of the 19th and 20th centuries: http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=7591 -there is no counterculture: http://www.jivemagazine.com/column.php?pid=5325 -some still dispair in a prozac nation: http://www.joinmycult.org/media/subq/index.html AKPC_IDS... Read More

James Brown in Dead – Merry X-mas

Well it was a super lonely day over here. I had no electricity all fucking day.. Only in Israel do they turn off everyones power on fucking Christmas. I had to put all my food in the freezer so that it wouldn’t go bad. X-mas dinner consisted of bread and hummus. I am super homesick today so I’m gonna cut this one short. Miss everyone/thing super bad. Hope all you peeps have a great holiday. James Brown “Hardest working man in showbusiness” Inventor... Read More

The Valley of the Shadow of Death (All Hail Moloch!)

Today marks my first actual experience with ancient evil. It was a stormy day, the first storm we’ve seen here. It was on Shabbat and while all the devout jews were trying not to anger their god I ventured out in search of biblical evil. After doing some reading I decided to explore what one guide book called ‘the valley of the shadow of death’. “Encircling the foot of Mount Zion is the Hinnom Valley, called Gehenna (meaning... Read More

Jew Junkies, Tony Blair, and the Tomb of Yassir Arafat

I just finished a long muthafukkin day (16 hours long of work!). I am sick of being overseas and sick of dealing with bullshit just for a paycheck. God I feel like a sellout but I fucking need the cash. I am so ready to be done with this job. I wanna tell some people off and beat them stupid but I’m keeping my mouth shut so that I can continue to bank on this shit. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK! On the brighter side, I Shabbat’ed this arab... Read More

Sweet Revenge

Well I’ve been under threat of exploding bowels for days now but today that condition pushed an incident to its crisis. In all honesty this was never planned or in any way expected. I was driving back to my place when I was hit with a wave of severe displeasure. When these waves hit I have about 1-2 minutes to find a toilet before I make a giant mess of myself. Fortunately there was a gas station right there so I simply pulled off. I went running... Read More

I’ve Been Cursed by a Jew Witch!?

I didn’t really believe in this shit until lately, but recent events have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that… I’VE BEEN CURSED BY A JEW WITCH! Sounds like something out of Borat, but its fucking true. This old jew hag put her filthy jew curse on me and now my life is a wreck! It all started when I was just walking through the old city in Jerusalem. I was poking my head into shops, snapping pix of ancient shit, appriciating the... Read More

Glory Hole in Wailing Wall

FINALLY FINALLY FUCKING FINALLY I GOT INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think it was the tasty-ass kabobs I had for dinner tonight that finally helped me power through the bullshit. THem shits are yummy as fuck. I love to slam dunk giant sizzling chunks of meat into dishes filled with various spices. I like even better that I myself have just removed the meat from the little sword that is was cooked on. I even sometimes pick up the sword with like... Read More

Shabbat! (c) ™

SHABBAT! (c) ™ – I have to put that or I’ll get sued by Jehovah Yes thats right boys and girls, its the jewish holy day of rest. This means no working of any kind no matter what. You see all the orthodox dudes walking around dressed like amish pachucos with their curly-q’s hanging down. I swear to fucking god that I saw a missing member to ZZ Top dressed in full jewish regalia just walking down the street today. Some cats even... Read More

Hello Hitler

Another deployment – another country – another case of the shits… rftt original numbered and signed print ancient scrap book jfk slain newspaper good luck charm bug boot remover Israel – fuck.  I finally got the whole goddamn ‘road to ruin’ series posted up here and I don’t even have the internet to upload it. THis truly is a fucking outrage. It took me like 2 holidays... Read More

Cadillac Ranch

Mexican radio stations join the dial now in a major way.  I’m getting closer to California, thank god.  I get hungry again and what the fuck do you do when you are hungry in Texas?  Eat a gigantic fucking steak.  I pull off in Amarillo at the Big Texas Steakhouse and attempt to do myself proper.  A half dozen fat homely waitresses in Daisy Duke’s and cowboy hats and boots whirl around the weary looking truckdrivers.  Deer and steer heads... Read More