My Feet Hurt

Stardate: Thursday July 14th, 2005. OK, to be fair.. I know that is not the “correct” stardate.. and just to prove my dorkdom here is a quick link to where you can learn everything you ever wanted to know about “stardate” but were afraid to ask hosted right here on the site. So why the flashy intro? Why all this stardate bullshit? Well the sad fact is that me, Mike, and his fucking dad Eben all went to the San Diego International... Read More

Kiss Your ???

I blasted out a ton of fun at the San Diego International Comicbook Convention yesterday. It was super fun and hilarious. Check out the madness of it on MY FEET HURT in the ghetto lore section. My buddy Mike has been making me insane lately. The dude just got this Bulgarian girlfriend and she speaks like no fucking english so he is trying to like teach the chick. Anyway, the guy is none too smart to start out – we always make fun of him and... Read More

“Kiwidumps”

Kiwi and I finally beat GTA: San Andreas today… big life goal accomplished, I know, but that game is pretty cool. It’s tough to follow through with something that has so much instant gratification value built into just going around and doing stuff. Kiwi is so good at the cheat codes that he can blast out whatever he needs, matrix style, totally unconsciously.. Example: he is running down the street, wants a shotgun *poof* shotgun appears... Read More

Mariachi Moleste

A phone call the night before awakened me to the possibility of a full fledged day in the heart of San Juan Capistrano that might actually be a fun thing to do for a change. The San Juan Mission was hosting the first ever ‘Mariachi Battle of the Bands’ on the mission grounds so me and my two mariachi compadres loaded our guns and went to town. Just in case you didn’t know, the San Juan Mission was the 7th in a chain of 21 was founded... Read More

Cherry T

A lot going on.. OK, well congratulations to me because I just created my very first, very own, custom, all-by-myself and nobody showed me shit, silk screened t-shirts. That’s right assholes, I’m starting my own t-shirt biz.. well.. at least I’m gonna make a bunch of cool shit.. if assholes wanna buy it that’s their problem. Anyways the pictures here show one of the hardworking slavenation.com models wearing the first t-shirt... Read More

Never Forget

Went out last night and had a few drinks down at the old Whistle Stopper, woke up early today and hit the gym. Hurried back to get cleaned up for a great breakfast at the Hash House (a go go) then more adventuring with camera in hand. I wish I could be more content with the fun today but some unfortunate news is weighing heavily on me right now. As every team guy and their families know there has been a fairly severe tragedy that occurred recently.... Read More

It’s Official… I’m an ASSHOLE!

yeah yeah yeah.. i fucking know, I KNOW! I’ve been totally slacking on this site for like 2 weeks. Lots of shit been going down, you know, a nigga just trying to keep his head above water here in the ghetto. Anyway, I have a bunch of new shit to put up here but it’s not all done yet so for now you will just have to check out the WASTELAND tribute page in the tweaked shit section. Not a whole ton of stuff, but I needed to represent the... Read More

Unabomber Manifesto

INTRODUCTION 1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe... Read More

Car Ramrod

I know nobody’s gonna believe this one, but today on my way home from the gym I was involved in a minor driveby hit and run accident… with a cop! Fucking COPS! I was driving down University Ave heading east when out of nowhere I feel my truck is hit from the back left. Now University Ave is kinda crazy sometimes. Its a 2 lane road in both directions but the lanes are narrow and cars parked on the side of the road as well as people in the... Read More

Health Junk

I’ve been eating a lot of carrots lately. I have come to the conclusion that I will basically eat anything. I just don’t seem to really care at all. I find that no matter how burnt or gross tasting some leftovers may be, no matter how chunky the milk gets, no matter how fattening I know that huge chunk of icing is I don’t care. I think this is somehow tied either to me being a dude or me being less evolved. The cool thing is that... Read More