Banned in Iraq
You know I’ve been to Iraq 2 times and it looks like I’m going back again pretty soon here. I’ve seen more lawless madness over there from every side of the equation than anybody would ever believe. The place is no-shit the wild west in many regards. There is a thriving insurgency started up a year ago April by a dude that was then given a government position (so as not to piss off Muslims?). There have been numerous beheadings and tortures and mutilations on both sides. There are roadside bombs and suicide bombs and smart bombs. There is a thriving black market that is exploding on the surge of western capital. There are whores and drugs and guns and bombs and madmen and patriots and preachers and generals. In the middle of all this shit, in the middle of all this fighting and killing and raping and lying and fucking and shitting and torture, in the middle of all the bullshit propaganda by everyone, in the middle of all the broken promises and all the misinformed reasons.
slavenation.com has been BANNED IN IRAQ!
I didn’t even know that anything could get “banned” over there. The place is a lawless waste of greed and violence and corruption. Murder is not illegal, rape is not illegal, thievery is not illegal, but slavenation.com is!
I recently received a few emails from some buddies over there and they recently informed me that the IP for slavenation.com is banned on their facility (Camp Dublin). Now I ask myself, “self, why is this site banned in Iraq?” and the answer is very clear. Well everyone may or may not remember when all those assholes at Camp Dublin found out about the site and it was the new hotness there for a while. The big three of assholes (Doug, Duke, Dale) must have taken the criticism very hard. Take into account that we are dealing with some very vulnerable egos here (small dick syndrome – or as some have called it “Dougitis”). Well this site was up, then it was down, then I got fucked with a lot by some corporate types, then I overcame those corporate assholes and was totally vindicated, then the site came back up with a vengeance. When it did come back up I immediately posted the “Chunk of Shit” section about the most fat stupid and useless liar asshole in the whole of Iraq (pretty prestigious title considering the location) as well as a bunch more stuff about Duke and Dale too. So I guess when the site was down through all of March these ego-fags forgot about the thing completely so that when it came back up in April they were completely unaware. Time passes, the word starts to spread again as people start to frequent the site and eventually the fuckers found out that the site was up and better than ever. So they must have seen all the new insults and been offended by the new section and all that crap. Plus they looked like even more shit in the eyes of everyone because they got beat by a fucking webpage. Now I heard that Doug took a hell of a lot more shit over there because people read the chunk of shit section and realized it was true and that he was a total fucking tool and busted his balls hard as hell. He must have gone running to the head fags with his little cock between his legs screaming bloody murder about his soiled reputation and they had the site IP banned. Well, this doesn’t even piss me off a little bit.. I think it is fucking hilarious that a web page could cause so much commotion over there as to get banned. You know sex sites are not banned, pirate software is not banned, al-fucking-jazeera is not banned, but slavenation.com is. Go figure!?
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So in recognition of some real bitches here is a newly created comic strip for the big three (yeah, the triple-D’s) – try and ban this one you fuckers!
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