Kiss Your ???
I blasted out a ton of fun at the San Diego International Comicbook Convention yesterday. It was super fun and hilarious. Check out the madness of it on MY FEET HURT in the ghetto lore section.
My buddy Mike has been making me insane lately. The dude just got this Bulgarian girlfriend and she speaks like no fucking english so he is trying to like teach the chick. Anyway, the guy is none too smart to start out – we always make fun of him and how his brain doesn’t work and stuff like that. So he’s been talking super slow with a fake bulgarian accent to this girl so that she can understand him and it just makes everyone crazy. You really just gotta hear this guy talk slow english with a fake bulgarian accent to truly appriciate the horror of it all. Brian and I were like “dude, shut the fuck up, why are you doing that stupid shit… she’s gonna learn retard english if you keep doing that crap” but he wont fucking stop. Oh well.. What are you gonna do? On the good side I have learned a few new Bulgarian words.. One of these words is the Bulgarian for “bellybutton” which is “poop”. Of course Mike made me sick with my new knowledge when he softly and sweetly said in slow fake bulgarian accent english to his girlfriend the other day
“I want to kiss your poop.”
Brian and I were accosted by a big rattlesnake at the park. I played guitar and sang to it while Brian tried to nail it with rocks and shit. We finally managed in getting the thing so pissed off that it rattled full power in the bushes for 30 minutes.The ongoing effort at spreading the beer-can mafia has continued smoothly. Numerous more neighborhood watch signs have been infected and there are no indications that the epidemic is going to stop any time soon.
I guess thats it for now, stay tuned for more madness next time. Until then.. I want to kiss your poop!
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