Cherry T

A lot going on.. OK, well congratulations to me because I just created my very first, very own, custom, all-by-myself and nobody showed me shit, silk screened t-shirts. That’s right assholes, I’m starting my own t-shirt biz.. well.. at least I’m gonna make a bunch of cool shit.. if assholes wanna buy it that’s their problem. Anyways the pictures here show one of the hardworking slavenation.com models wearing the first t-shirt off the presses. The first picture is a mirror image using advanced mirror technologies to reflect the view of the camera. The second is a flipped around camera shot (very difficult in the business) of the shirt. The image on the shirt is a trifecta of the girl wearing a gas-mask while posing with a cigarette (ww2 bomber style) that I snapped off last month. The vertical lines through the image are intentional and are meant to make the image look vintage and original. Underneath the image is ‘slavenation.com’ and the morse code representation of each of those letters. So, if anyone wants one I’ll probably just give it to you free while they last because I just made this one as a test of all my stuff.

So, aside from making custom t-shirts I just posted the ‘mariachi moleste’ bit up in the ghetto lore section. This details the mariacho battle of the bands that Mikey, Brian and I went to the other day. I also put a new ‘snuff’ video up in the vids section.. I don’t even know where this one came from, it was just sitting in my uploads/downloads folder for BearShare the other day.. weird.

4th of July actually had a kick-ass ending to it.. I was just chillin out at my place with ‘Skullissa’ and the fireworks started blasting off around 9pm. I quick threw down my guitar, grabbed Skulls up, mixed 2 vodka cranberry juicers lickety splitch then ran up the stairwell to the roof. Using my leathermans tool I quickly jimmied the lock on the door and we sat there on the top of my roof and watched (no bullshit) ten (maybe more) simultaneous fireworks displays all over the city of San Diego. It was pretty fucking kickass. The fireworks and the skyline and all..

Also on this little blogger Im posting three pictures I took on a recent factfinding mission to DC to see my buddy Rosey (Hey Rosey.. “Big Vick, YEAH.. Vodka, YEAH.. Roll her over and stick ‘er, YEAH!!” – for those that don’t know these are the lyrics to the song we wrote about a big fat gross drunk navy girl that had alleged relations with our buddy Pink )

Just in case you can’t read what is written in black marker on the piece of duct tape on the right of this dude’s statement it says:

“YOU EATING MEAT, MAKE IT SO !”

I have no idea what the fuck that means… but rock on buddy!

Sometimes I think the Romans had it right when they would feed these Christian fuckers to the lions.. then I am reminded that I can’t name one world conflict right now that does not involve Muslims and I think better of it.

This last photo shows the utter and complete chaos that is parking in Washington DC. First of all the traffic downtown is completely unbearable and infuriating, but when combined with strange, enigmatic, and downright contradictory parking signs it reminds you that its no fucking wonder that our government works the way it does. I mean, here is our capitol city, designed to astound and amaze. The capitol of the greatest nation in the world and of all time, foreign dignitaries should be humbled and enfeebled by the focal point of our nation’s greatness, ingenuity, and grandeur.. and where do you find yourself? Answer: Plopped in a sweltering swamp, right in the middle of stab-you-in-the-neck-for-5-dollars crack addict hell with traffic up the ass and mysterious laws and instructions that require a slide rule and a 4-year degree to translate. Hey, Washington DC, WTF fellas?!? So I could bag on DC all I want but the sad fact is that the license plate on the 10-commandment-mobile is from California (yeah, the state where the governer is a washed-up, roids-witherd, movie star who can’t even speak english – my state).. so anyway, I live in a glass house but I chuck rocks anyway, fuck off you fuckers and I’ll update again soon.

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