Banned in Iraq

Saw the most kickass bar brawl the other day. This little dude totally wrecked this giant fat dude and the fat dude jumped the little dude. The best part was when the little guy rode the fat guy to the ground from behind by grabbing both his ears. The fat dude’s face smashed the concrete right at my feet (I actually had to move my foot so it didn’t get hit) and then the fat guy’s face exploded like a volcano of blood. Skullissa and... Read More

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About “STARDATE” But Were Afraid to Ask

Marginal note: Astronomers also use the word “StarTime” (or “Sidereal Time”), but this differs totally from StarTrek startime. 1 Astronomer staryear (= sidereal year) equals 365 days, 6 hours, 9 minutes and 9.54 seconds. So far there are several definitions of calculations between STARDATES and our Gregorian Dates 1. The most usual calculation in the trekker world is: Stardate 0.000 corresponds to 01 Jan 2323 00:00 One year... Read More

My Feet Hurt

Stardate: Thursday July 14th, 2005. OK, to be fair.. I know that is not the “correct” stardate.. and just to prove my dorkdom here is a quick link to where you can learn everything you ever wanted to know about “stardate” but were afraid to ask hosted right here on the site. So why the flashy intro? Why all this stardate bullshit? Well the sad fact is that me, Mike, and his fucking dad Eben all went to the San Diego International... Read More

Kiss Your ???

I blasted out a ton of fun at the San Diego International Comicbook Convention yesterday. It was super fun and hilarious. Check out the madness of it on MY FEET HURT in the ghetto lore section. My buddy Mike has been making me insane lately. The dude just got this Bulgarian girlfriend and she speaks like no fucking english so he is trying to like teach the chick. Anyway, the guy is none too smart to start out – we always make fun of him and... Read More

“Kiwidumps”

Kiwi and I finally beat GTA: San Andreas today… big life goal accomplished, I know, but that game is pretty cool. It’s tough to follow through with something that has so much instant gratification value built into just going around and doing stuff. Kiwi is so good at the cheat codes that he can blast out whatever he needs, matrix style, totally unconsciously.. Example: he is running down the street, wants a shotgun *poof* shotgun appears... Read More

Mariachi Moleste

A phone call the night before awakened me to the possibility of a full fledged day in the heart of San Juan Capistrano that might actually be a fun thing to do for a change. The San Juan Mission was hosting the first ever ‘Mariachi Battle of the Bands’ on the mission grounds so me and my two mariachi compadres loaded our guns and went to town. Just in case you didn’t know, the San Juan Mission was the 7th in a chain of 21 was founded... Read More

Cherry T

A lot going on.. OK, well congratulations to me because I just created my very first, very own, custom, all-by-myself and nobody showed me shit, silk screened t-shirts. That’s right assholes, I’m starting my own t-shirt biz.. well.. at least I’m gonna make a bunch of cool shit.. if assholes wanna buy it that’s their problem. Anyways the pictures here show one of the hardworking slavenation.com models wearing the first t-shirt... Read More

Never Forget

Went out last night and had a few drinks down at the old Whistle Stopper, woke up early today and hit the gym. Hurried back to get cleaned up for a great breakfast at the Hash House (a go go) then more adventuring with camera in hand. I wish I could be more content with the fun today but some unfortunate news is weighing heavily on me right now. As every team guy and their families know there has been a fairly severe tragedy that occurred recently.... Read More