It’s Official… I’m an ASSHOLE!

yeah yeah yeah.. i fucking know, I KNOW! I’ve been totally slacking on this site for like 2 weeks. Lots of shit been going down, you know, a nigga just trying to keep his head above water here in the ghetto. Anyway, I have a bunch of new shit to put up here but it’s not all done yet so for now you will just have to check out the WASTELAND tribute page in the tweaked shit section. Not a whole ton of stuff, but I needed to represent the... Read More

Unabomber Manifesto

INTRODUCTION 1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe... Read More

Car Ramrod

I know nobody’s gonna believe this one, but today on my way home from the gym I was involved in a minor driveby hit and run accident… with a cop! Fucking COPS! I was driving down University Ave heading east when out of nowhere I feel my truck is hit from the back left. Now University Ave is kinda crazy sometimes. Its a 2 lane road in both directions but the lanes are narrow and cars parked on the side of the road as well as people in the... Read More