“Crappling”

I got totally ripped last night at the Whistle Stop. Kiwidumps got so fucked up that when I got back home he tackled me to the ground and we got into this drunken ground grappling session where he would jab the hell out of me in the ribs the little fucker. I was so loaded that I was just flopping around like an asshole until Shirley from downstairs rescued me with a phone call. She sounded really pissed off, “It sounds like you’re coming through the wall, through the wall!?!?!?!?  The wall!!” I couldn’t even speak I was so liquored up that all I could say was “fuck yeah dude!” and then hung up. I went down and apologized today. So in revenge I jump-tackled Kiwidumps when we was sleeping on the couch (with a super bad hangover) this afternoon.

Quote of the day:

Kiwidumps: “oh god, oh no.. when you tackled me my keys jabbed me in my side and I pooped my pants a little bit.”

This will furthermore be known as “Crappling” (the drunken art of grappling with shit squirting out of your ass-pipe)

saw that movie ‘hitchers guide to the gal…’ today, fucking suxxx. Its not even as good as the old made for tv version circa 1983. They totally compressed and fucked up the whole story so there could be a happy ending. BARF! They smashed like three books together to make it all work out and they left out all the cool details along the way. The special effects were OK i guess, but overall the movie was a big disappointment.

so along with the site being back up today I think this is as good a time as ever to start updating this fucking blog section a little bit..

let me see if I can catch up on all the things that have happened in the past 2-ish months since the site went down.

- noah finished his chopper and took it to vegas for a big bike show. i cranked off a bunch of pix of him and the bike and stuff but i havent put them up here yet.

- i got a condo and am completely moved in. i also got a killer shortsleeve “lavender” dress shirt at a thrift store for 1 buck!!

- my old platoonmate kiwi moved in as my roomie and is now called “kiwi-dumps” for no reason at all. he is super bitter all the time, i think he is the angriest dude i know. he is kinda small as dudes go though and dresses a little like metrosexual so its hard to take him seriously when he rants about shit and says fuck all the time.

- noah shotgunned a whole bottle of ouzo (that syrupy greek booze) and had a really bad hangover

- marcella started calling me several new nicknames “stinky” “mr stinkypants” and “senor stinky pantalones” none of these seem to have any reason behind them. I even made cella smell my pants the other day and she said they smelled like fabric softener and I was like “See bitch!”

- i got started on my tattoo after a week long trip out to florida. it looks cool, im not gonna be like one of those tattoo fags who cant shut the fuck up about their shit so Im just gonna cut it off right there

- noah, whiteboy, and me (plus some other teamguy buddies – tiny, tej, and shamus) all ran a one month long contract teaching vbss (thats visit board search & seizure) to fleet sailors down at 32nd street navy base. the project was totally fucked up, i would say that we rescued it but we only came on for one month so it was like a beer before dying.

ok.. just in the spirit of good times I will also include a list of everything ive eaten so far today.

breakfast

- leftover Ralphs tunafish sandwich on wheat with all teh veggies that sat in the backseat of my truck overnight. it rained last night too… seasoning.

lunch

- fried steak and onions sandwich at the coffee cup in la jolla. it was good but too small, left a little hungry. drank 2 iced teas with my meal and noah says that our waitress is the same girl we saw at the Alibi (a little dive bar in hillcrest with the best fucking jukebox in town) about 2 weeks ago.

2nd lunch

- 3ple decker peanut butter and marmalade on dark rye sandwich w/ a glass of milk. i like to dip my pb sandwich into the milk and eat it like that. i also like to take pisses off extremely tall buildings and stuff so go figure.

ok.. thats it for now, so fuck off.

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