Overpass

So I guess you can’t even go 2 or 3 weeks around here without someone complaining about something. Aside from all the bullshit of getting my taxes figured out and getting a mortgage set up and talking to realtors and buying a god-damned condo I am not given any slack even on the maintenance of this site. Let me quote: “” Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 11:54:04 -0800 From: classified To: admin@slavenation.com Cc: Subject: Get... Read More

Homecoming Malfunction

Noah and I arrived back in the good old USA on the 17th of January but little did we know that we carried with us more baggage than just our carry-ons. So we were stuck. Stuck in a shit place with shit people. Stuck risking our lives for money and bullshit. I don’t know how to get into all the little details about our last few days in the shit country of Iraq but I will paint the picture in broad strokes. We had done just about everything we... Read More

Chunk of Shit

Hi everyone, my name is Doug. I’m a CHUNK OF SHIT. No, don’t get confused, I’m not a piece of shit, I am actually a big fat CHUNK OF SHIT. I have a bowl haircut and a goatee that looks like a bear-paw. I have no weapons safety or training and shot over my own teammates heads during shooting range training without warning or apology. I am a Kiwi, that means I’m from the island of New Zealand. Most of the people from my country... Read More