NYE Fuck You!

New Years Eve in Iraq…. fuck.

Me to Iraqi man “Hey dude, you’re leading us to where our vehicles are stored, right?”

Iraqi man “No, I’m taking you down here to kidnap you. Then we’re going to cut your head off.”

Me to Iraqi man “Ok, cool man.”

Who says these fuckers don’t have a sense of humor, right? So not much to report.. ummm.. the countdown is on. No jackass, not ‘the countdown’ because Ashley and Mary-Kate are already legal, but the countdown to get the fuck out of here.

16 days!!!

My itinerary gets me home the night of the 17th to beautiful sunny california. Noah gets a quick shot over to Tampa to get some more ink done then he pulls back into CA. I heard on the news about some 120 thousand dudes that died because of gigantic tidal waves. I also heard that no animal corpses have been found. This makes me think that it is for the most part probably operator error if you know what I mean.

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